How women can pee standing up. Device for women to write while standing: name, description
According to the location of p... all women are divided into three types: kings, sips and ladushki (centrals). The difference between female pussies is determined by the proximity of the vaginal opening to the pubis. If the entrance to the vagina is located close to the pubis, it’s a pi... wren, if a little further, between the legs, it’s a ladushka, and if almost at the very anus, then it’s a sipovka.
When determining the type of p... by its location, it is important to understand that the distance from the pubis or anus to the entrance to the vagina is not measured in absolute units, for example in centimeters, but is relative. That is, if directly standing woman carry out an imaginary vertical axis along the spine, then her genital slit will be located either on this axis (pi... ladushka), or in front of it (pi... wren), or to the rear (pi... sipovka) You can otherwise determine who is who - in a standing position, press the object of happiness with your back against something (wall, fence, etc.) with your right hand in her panties
. The "kinglet" has a very high entrance to the vulva. People say about such people: “They have p... on their navel.” The “king” is the easiest to feel: the man’s palm is pressed against the pubis and at the same time remains almost straight, only bent a little forward and the ring finger completely enters the vagina. You can’t define a “palm” with a straight palm. The palm is bent, and only the tip will enter the vagina ring finger. The “sipovka” can only be felt by bending the palm at a right angle and pushing it deep enough into the crotch area (touching is carried out with the same tip of the ring finger).
The choice of the correct position for sex, which will be most comfortable for both partners, depends on the location of the penis. For example, it is known that it is very convenient to fuck a sipovka from behind and uncomfortable from the front (especially for men with a small x...), and with a p... wren you can only have sex in a face-to-face position. A woman, knowing who she is according to p... classification, will immediately offer her man correct posture for sex, and a man, knowing this classification, just by looking at a woman and visually determining where her pi... is located, will know in advance in what position it is better and more convenient for him to insert the penis into the vagina.
Also, knowing the classification of cunts according to the location of the genital slit and choosing the correct position for sex accordingly, it will be easier for you to achieve orgasm and sexual satisfaction.
Most women and girls do not know that there are several types of p... depending on the position of their genital slit
1) “queens” - closer to the navel. Almost royal. the name itself speaks for itself. It is very convenient for having sex in a standing position, as well as lying down with your legs together. Well, you can always touch it!!
2) “sipovki” - next to the anus, that is, the butt. What is inconvenient about a sipovka? Well, in the usual classic position No. 1 in sex, the man feels some kind of discomfort, but entry from behind is comfortable in all respects. One more thing Russian name a punt is the same as a sipovka, the size of the vagina, personality, temperament do not matter to all this.
(3) “okay” - in the middle. Ladushkas are women for whom everything is as it should be, everything is in place, and the vulva is also where it should be in its place. These are good in any position.
A woman’s genital organs also differ in the size of the vagina (length, width), the position of the clitoris in relation to the entrance to the vagina (high, low), the size of the clitoris (large, small), the size and design of the labia, especially the small ones “Milka” - vulva with clitoris , located close to the entrance to the vagina (low), and rubbing directly during sexual intercourse with a man’s penis. Women with “milk” are easily satisfied; they do not require additional affection.
“Pava” is a vulva with a highly located clitoris, which requires additional caresses during sexual intercourse, since the clitoris does not rub against the man’s penis.
“Drupe” is an underdeveloped flat external genital organ with infantile labia, usually in thin women with narrow pelvis. Almost all “drupes” are sipovki, that is, they have a low location of the genitals. It is considered the most unattractive sexual organ for men.
“Monkey” is a woman’s sexual organ with an abnormally long clitoris up to 3 cm, as is the case with monkeys. I think this is so disgusting...
The “Hottengot apron” is a female sexual organ with extremely developed labia that cover the entrance to the vagina and hang beyond the labia majora. This can occur with excessive passion for masturbation.
“Princess” is the most attractive female sexual organ with well-developed labia and clitoris. With good hormonal secretion, it is capable of delivering and receiving maximum satisfaction. Men are attracted by the small size of the reproductive tube. “Princess” is found only in women of short or medium height with full hips and developed breasts and a wide butt. About 1 in 50. Probably all the princesses are okay!
Yes, yes, to write means to piss.
God has endowed both man and woman with the most convenient opportunity to piss while standing. Most men do not experience any discomfort with standing piss. He took out the device, cast it, and went on about his business. Women have always known that it is convenient, but have never tried it. We came to the invention of a special writing funnel. There are reusable rubber ones:
There are paper disposable ones:
But this is fucked up. In this simple matter no consumables needed.
The secret is simple - a woman does not need to do anything special to piss while standing. You just need to stand up and piss. It's elementary! If you are a woman, try it today!
If you’re being a bit pissed off (how’s that for a pun?), then the first time you can test the functionality of the method in the shower. There is no need to be afraid of this - all the other crap that you wash off in the shower is unsterile, and urine is sterile (ask a doctor).
By the way, so as not to get up twice (I was busy today), let's talk about writing while sitting.
God has endowed both man and woman with the most convenient opportunity to piss while sitting. Only men rarely take advantage of this opportunity. Well, that's what you think. Meanwhile, a quarter of everything male population earth pissing while sitting. These are Muslims.
Here is one of my favorite hadiths (An-Nasai - 29):
Ali Ibn Hajar informed us, saying: “Shariq informed us from Al-Mikdam Ibn Sharikh, from the latter’s father, from Aisha, who said: “If anyone tells you that the Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings of Allah be upon him, allegedly urinated while standing, then not believe that (person)! He always wrote exclusively while sitting.” These convenient devices are well known and have already become commonplace in Western Europe and America.
In our country they are practically unknown.
Let's fill this gap.In short, a urinator (more precisely, a device for female urination) allows women to pee while standing.
They say that by the organization and condition of public toilets one can judge the level of development and culture of the country as a whole. If this is really the case, then, unfortunately, our situation is simply depressing.
Toilets, whether located at bus stations, railway stations and airports, in transport: on trains, trains or planes, or in institutions, catering establishments, as well as the very few urban public and so-called “bio toilets” (maybe someone knows what the prefix means “bio-” in the name of this simple plastic booth?), and – what would we do without them – classic plank structures with a heart carved into the door that never locks – they all present an eerie sight. There is unsanitary conditions there. They are not cleaned, sanitary cleaning is rarely or not carried out at all. There is no toilet paper. The cubicles are dirty, and the flushing of toilets and urinals is often faulty or non-existent. The washbasins don't work.In addition to this, careless visitors throw used toilet paper and other personal hygiene items past the trash cans (if there are any, of course), and - let’s be honest - “miss” the toilet or do not flush it after themselves. As a result of all this, streams of sewage end up on the floor and spread throughout the room.
Some people climb with their feet onto “sitting” toilets, as a result of which all the “delights” from the floor are transferred to the toilet seat. Very often, “for hygiene reasons,” sit-down toilets are not equipped with seats at all. And if you consider that station toilets are actively used by homeless people and other asocial elements with the corresponding “bouquets” “ side effects", then the situation becomes completely bleak.
Of course, some may object to me that they use clean, thoroughly washed and disinfected public toilets and dry closets. I’ll say right away that I don’t mean the toilets of the capital’s VIP establishments, waiting rooms and aircraft cabins of all kinds of business and imperial classes, parliamentary lounges railway stations, soft and SV-cars “Sapsan” and “Swallows”, etc. I know what I’m talking about - about what happens starting a little further than 100 kilometers from the Moscow Ring Road...
So why did I tell you all these passion-faces? Here's what it's all about.
Physiologically, in normal conditions and depending on the amount of liquid drunk, a person urinates from 4 to 6 times during the day, and with heavy intake of liquid and in some other cases, urination becomes more frequent.
Agree, it is somewhat easier for men: “for minor needs” you can avoid contact with the toilet or use the urinal. But for women, because anatomical features the structure of their body is much more difficult.From Youtube.com © UritechCorp
Only the most squeamish and fearless person can afford to sit on a dirty toilet seat in a public toilet. “Hovering” over the toilet without getting dirty or “landing” is not at all easy. Climbing your feet onto the toilet poses a risk of falling, the result of which is best case scenario- clothes stained with feces, in the worst case - a sprained ankle, bruises and fractures, as well as a concussion.
Let’s not forget about people with limited physical capabilities (injured and disabled), for whom it is simply physically difficult or even impossible to perform such “acrobatic pirouettes.”
What is the way out of a hopeless situation? In using urinators!
From Youtube.com © donald duck
The principle of operation of such devices is obvious, so I’ll just add a little more “on the topic of the day.” So, what adds relevance to the use of urinators is that outside major cities Often there are no public toilets at all, finding an accessible one (for example, in some organization or office) in your own city, and even more so in an unfamiliar city, is problematic, and getting there (oh, those watchmen and security guards!) is a hundred times more difficult than a scout - behind enemy lines. Therefore, on a trip, business trip, travel, a urinator is an indispensable thing.
And long lines in women's toilets have long become commonplace... Maybe we should use the men's? :-)
From Youtube.com © Miguel Ferreira
We smiled and returned to the topic of the review.
Let’s not forget that when holding mass events (concerts, festivals, rallies, gatherings, etc.), for some reason the organizers can never provide for everyone sufficient quantity toilets.
Therefore, in as a last resort(not good, of course, but what can you do!) A woman with a urinator can “attach” to a wall, a fence, a tree, etc. and do your urgent “wet business” while standing, without lifting your dress or skirt “above your head” and without lowering your trousers or jeans to your knees. That is, do it in a less attention-grabbing manner than in the “traditional” way.A urinator is indispensable in field conditions. It is not for nothing that such devices are routinely used in foreign armies. For example, in the US Army (oh, their equality and political correctness :-))
From Youtube.com © USAPHC
I hope I have convinced you of the need and advantages of such devices?
Then we move directly to the device – the main character of our review.
Each device (and let me remind you, there are 2 pieces in the lot) was packed in an individual plastic bag with a zip lock. No retail packaging, no instructions, etc.
The urinator is a funnel with an outlet tube. Made from elastic but well-shaped hydrophobic polymer material.
The receiving part of the funnel has an anatomical shape and dimensions, due to which it fits tightly to the body.
The urinator is light and small. Due to its elasticity, the device can be compactly rolled up and therefore does not take up much space in a handbag.
The manufacturer declares antibacterial properties material.
After using it for its intended purpose, if possible, it is enough to rinse the urinator under running water. If there is no water, you can simply shake it thoroughly and place the device in a tightly sealed bag and wash it later when the opportunity arises.
The model in question appears to be a clone of GoGirl-branded products.In principle, there are several types of urinators on the market. In my opinion, the described design has clear advantages over all others, namely:
- disposable cardboard in the form of a tray - when using it, you should try to hold it so that the liquid does not overflow over the sides and splash;
- cardboard ones in the form of a funnel - there is no guarantee that the cardboard will not get wet at the most crucial moment, they are also disposable and therefore there is a high probability that right moment their supply has already run out;
- a rubber funnel with a plastic outlet tube inserted into it - the presence of two parts requires their reliable connection, so there is a risk of separation or leakage, and, in addition, the loss of one component is possible, which significantly reduces the “combat effectiveness”.
The model under consideration is free from all these shortcomings.According to the test results (of course, it was not me who conducted it!), the design and shape of the device are comfortable, the material is good, and the workmanship is excellent. The urinator is simple, reliable and comfortable to use.
P.S. However, some women on this occasion
15.09.2015
Do women pee standing up? Women's public toilet and toilets in public places
Can girls pee standing up?
When in a dirty toilet or in an area where there is no toilet at all, women often envy men who can “relieve themselves” while standing. Contrary to stereotypes, female physiology does not in any way contradict this type of urination, the most important thing is to find a method that is suitable for you.
Remember, urination is a completely natural process and there is NOTHING to be ashamed of. And only you have the right to determine what exactly is comfortable for you.
Part 1. Preparation.
1) Study your anatomy. Not many people think about how exactly the urinary system works, so for starters it would be a good idea to familiarize yourself with basic anatomy women: either with the help of pictures or on by example using a mirror.
Find the urethra. This is a channel almost 4 cm long that connects the bladder with the “outside world”. Urine flows through it and comes out through a small hole located below the clitoris right next to the vagina.
Find your labia. The labia majora are the two outer rounded folds of skin located on either side of the openings to the vagina and urethra. The labia minora are the inner folds of skin under the labia majora (remember, your labia majora may not be symmetrical and your labia minora may be longer than your labia majora - this is completely normal. It is also normal for the labia majora to be a different color from the rest of your skin tone).
The opening to the urethra is a tiny hole, so don't worry if it takes a few minutes to find it with a speculum.
Don’t be afraid to touch the listed body parts and listen to your sensations. To learn to write while standing, you will have to push back the labia minora with your fingers - this will open the entrance to the urethra and allow you to control the flow of urine.
2) Maintain hygiene. If you know you may soon find yourself in an area with disgusting toilets or no toilets at all, keep the following items with you:
Hand sanitizer. It is extremely important to wash your hands before start writing while standing, since you will have to touch your genitals. Carrying out this process with unwashed hands, you can get an infection. genitourinary tract– The female urethra is quite short (less than 4 cm), and bacteria easily reach the bladder. If you are unable to wash your hands with soap and water under the tap, use hand sanitizer.
Wet wipes. Carry a standard pack of wet wipes with you to dry your hands when you're done—some types of "standing pee" may involve getting your fingers wet.
3) Make sure the horizon is clear. Skill pee standing up can come in handy when you are on a hike or when there is a long line to get into the women's restroom and there is no way to get into the men's restroom. Before you begin, make sure you won't be interrupted - if someone inadvertently interrupts you in the middle of the process, you may become confused and feel awkward (as well as an unwitting bystander).
Part 2: Try different methods.
1) “Two finger method” for beginners. At first, it is quite natural for you to want to try the simplest option. The skill will come with practice, but first practice at home, following the instructions below:
Wash your hands thoroughly with soap and warm water and then dry.
Remove ALL clothing below the waist (pants, skirt, underwear) and shoes so as not to get dirty - as a beginner, you have not yet learned how to control the process in question to a sufficient extent, so it is better not to take risks. If your outerwear is long enough, take it off too.
Stand in front of the toilet or in the shower. Spread your legs about 0.6 meters. Use the fingers of both hands to spread your labia as wide as possible. Gently place your fingers over the urethra. Press them lightly (equally on each side) and, without letting go, pull up just a little.
Start urinating. Rotate your hips slightly to control the direction of the flow. It is better that the flow is strong at the very beginning and at the very end of the process - this will help to avoid “dripping”.
Dry yourself and tidy up the toilet or shower if flow control doesn't go well. Don't forget to wash your hands again.
Don't be upset if urine gets on your foot or splashes - this is completely normal for beginners. Remember, the most important thing is to practice, and then you will definitely notice progress.
Experiment with body position. For some it helps to bend their knees a little, for others it helps to bend their back. What works for one woman may not work for another, so be sure to try a few different positions.
2) “One-handed method” for more experienced ones.
Wash your hands.
Clothes should not get in the way - pull up your skirt or lower your panties and pants completely.
Keep toilet paper or a napkin ready with one hand - you'll need them if the urine doesn't go where you want it to.
Big and index fingers Form a “V” with your other hand, opening your small lips, and pull up a little - then urine will not flow down your leg. The way you pull, as well as position your hips as you do so, allows you to control the direction of the flow (but note, this will take some practice).
Dry yourself and clean up after yourself in the toilet if you are at home. Don't forget to wash your hands again.
Once you gain experience and learn how to control the flow well enough, you can stop worrying about clothes and lower your pants so much. If your pants have a long zipper, you can unzip it all the way without taking off your pants at all. Use your hand with your fingers forming a “V” to push your panties away.
3) "Funnel". Use a urinator (FUD - female urination device) or “device to pee standing up"(English STP - stand-to-pee device). In fact, urinators are over a hundred years old. Modern urinators come in two types: disposable and reusable. Both are easy to find in online stores.
Wash your hands
Clothes should not get in the way. When choosing this method, simply unbutton your pants and lower the front of your underpants (or pull them to the side).
Position the device correctly. If it is made of plastic or other rigid material, you can place your hands on either side of the wall. If the urinator is made of silicone or other flexible material, pull out the large and middle fingers along it. Press the device firmly against your body, following the back. Point the pipe away from your body and pants.
Direct the flow. To do this, form a triangle using your middle finger. Shift your hips, bend your legs, and/or arch your back to find the best position to control the flow. Direct urine into the toilet or away from your feet.
When finished, remove the urinator. You can also use it to clean up spills if you don't have toilet paper. Shake the device and rinse with water if possible.
This method may seem simpler than the previous ones, but it also requires practice. Try to adapt to the urinator at home before starting full use.
Some reusable urinators are sold with a special plastic case, but some are sold without it. In this case, always have a plastic bag on hand in which you can store the urinator before and after use.
If necessary, you can make your own urinator from plastic bottle. Cut off the bottom with scissors or a knife. Remove the cap and thoroughly rinse the top of the bottle. Place the neck of the bottle against the urethra - make sure it is directly near the entrance, otherwise the flow will simply splash out. Point the free end of the bottle away from you. Make sure the flow is neither too weak nor too strong.
4) “Half-squat method.” If your legs are strong enough and you can easily hold a half-squat for a few seconds, this method is suitable for you.
Raise the toilet seat. You'll have more wiggle room, and the woman in line behind you won't have to use a dirty seat. Of course, if you resorted to this method because the toilet is ALREADY dirty, the problem disappears by itself. If you have just started practicing and are afraid that your legs will not stand it, leave the seat in place so that you can take your usual position at any time (in this case, do not forget to ensure the hygiene of the surface).
- Bend your knees and lower yourself slightly so that your legs form almost a right angle. If you just lean over a little and ignore this step, you'll likely end up splashing the seat, as well as your pants and shoes. Balance with your hands on your knees or one hand on a wall. Try to get as close to the surface of the toilet as possible without touching it.
Try to sit so that the flow goes directly into the toilet hole. This will prevent unnecessary splashes.
Keep your head down, focus on the point in front of you. Don't look down between your legs - you risk losing your balance.
When finished, dry yourself and wash your hands if possible. If you didn't lift the seat, wipe it down with toilet paper for the next visitor.
I always wipe the seat after myself. I never understood why it is difficult for others to do this. It feels like some kind of rural girls pee in the toilet.
Now I know what I'll do in the shower tonight. Such specific topics provoke dirty fantasies.
Indeed, some sick fantasies of perverts.Public toilet, it is to satisfy natural needs. And not at all sexual.
For some reason, men usually feel superior to what they can pee standing up. It's over! Open new level! Now women pee standing!
But what can you do if the women's public toilet is dirty, and you can catch various infections there? So we have to pervert. And those who try to pee and not get infected with some kind of rubbish causes a fierce boner - perverts.
I need to learn, otherwise I’m tired of always being with me detergents carry. Toilets in public places really very dirty.
Sounds cool! Do you wash and then sit on the toilet?
Well, that's it.Girls pissreally everywhere. Culture is at zero.
By the way, it has always been interesting - how can a method of urination be considered not only a virtue, but also a Reason for Real Male Pride.
I always thought that all women use last method when the seat is dirty. But my legs get tired, of course.
I think that when there is nothing else to be proud of, and posture for urination- what an achievement! So they look at such specimensphoto of girls peeing , and are proud of what they can stand up. And even kill a cockroach with a jet. What an achievement!
Useful article. Especially for those who have problems with the spine and cannot sit for some time. I would hang one of these in every neurosurgical department.
That's how it is for me strong legs, turns out! I can do plie and half-squat poses!
Cool article, thanks! If they can’t sit down, the toilet is dirty, and they can’t stretch out,women pissing on the street . Not very comfortable in winter. In the city center too. And this method will help solve the problem.
I always sit on the weight with my strong brave legs. I still need to try this all in the bathroom, thank you!
You are brilliant. Not only is the article useful, it also reminds us once again that there is nothing shameful in this! For photos of women pissing special thanks! I repent - it leads me on this!
Someone already wrote that in the past, when women did not wear panties and pantaloons, urinated standing up no problem. They simply spread their feet so as not to get their shoes wet and held their skirts up. Among the peasantry, this method existed almost until the Second World War.
I always pee in public toilets the last method, and so many people do it, how can it be otherwise? A public toilet is not a place to squat.
Cool, I need to practice. Adjust your sight! A new word in public urination!
I have wanted such a device for a long time, because... I like to travel and go into the forest, but I don’t like feeding mosquitoes. Women pee in nature and feed the mosquitoes. And if a tick also attaches itself, that’s a whole story.
But when a public toilet seat is so dirty it’s almost life-threatening, it’s better this way!
Oh cool. I get tired of making a throne out of paper every time! Now pissing girls saved from infections!
I have long suspected that I could pee standing up, but since I didn’t even see a mention of this anywhere, I thought that it was not worth trying, that it was still impossible. I was already thinking about buying a urinator, but I hope I’ll practice urinating without it. Thank you!
I remember a few years ago, I saw an article about a urinator. And she looked, of course, like “we knew that feminists wanted to become men, so they came up with crap to piss standing!" I then remembered a bunch of situations when I was “scorched” under the bushes, and how ashamed I was, and that I would not refuse such a device, but it would be awkward to use it in public.
But the impossibility pee standing up- this is another fact that adds uncertainty to a woman in many situations. We traveled south for 24 hours by car, traffic jams, and so on. Already at night we got stuck tightly, we had to go to the toilet in the bushes, but at night you can’t see a damn thing, you can’t get far. I had to sit under a tree and shine my back under the car headlights. And how many times was it adolescence- on a hike, on a walk, or anywhere else - you go to the toilet under a bush, and someone is sure to see you. And if it is enough for a man to turn away, then a woman cannot change her position, and in order to pull up her pants, she needs to stand up - that is, show herself completely naked bottom part bodies. And for some reason, random spectators always showed up - girlfriends “in the nick of time”, taught that girls don’t pee, instead of telling people walking, wait a minute, they start calling me, they say, hurry up, but they don’t slow people down. Like, it's a shame to say that there girl pissing. I suspect. Which many people like to watch. Pissing girls this makes them feel uncomfortable. But who cares?
I usually just raise the seat and climb up with my legs like a bird on a perch.
And after this, dirty shoe marks or even a broken toilet remain on the seat. Visitors coming after you will be very pleased later
This makes toilets break down faster. If they get caught, you'll have to pay a lot of fines!
And all my life, from childhood, I did this in a half-squat. And I was surprised how my friends couldn’t think of this simple way, and were very “humiliated”, “depressed”. Someone was never able to explain that there is nothing humiliating about female urination. In general, it’s remarkable, of course, what we’ve come to. Men are not only cooler than "women" - they also urinate differently - here it is again, the Sacred Penis!
This is partly why the toilets are so dirty (dirt from the soles, plus urine, plus some people in this position can really miss the mark). So when women pee in the toilet in such an exotic way, I understand that they simply care about their health.
The surface of the toilet under the seat, covered with street dirt, does not even add to the feeling of hygiene. In addition, for the last method from the article (which, as it turns out, many people use), you also need to raise the seat. And the visitor also has to worry about your traces
Well, a broken toilet doesn’t change that.
I remembered a joke:
At an appointment with a psychologist.
Doctor! I have serious problem. Whatever I do, my wife does it better: she earns more, whitewashes ceilings faster, varnishes parquet floors better, cooks great, is a wonderful housewife, a caring mother! I can't do anything better than her!
Yes, this is a problem. You need to find something in which you can outdo your wife, otherwise you will be depressed!
The discussion lasts 2 hours. Finally a way out has been found. A happy man runs home:
Wife! Eh, wife?! Let's see who can pee on the wall the highest!
They go out into the yard. The wife lifted her skirt, raised her leg and turned it onto the wall! We measured it - meter. The man unzips his fly with a proud smile.
Just let's be honest! Like me - without hands!
I've read a lot recently good reviews about the urinator. Many people have been using it for several years and are very satisfied. I ordered it for myself and am waiting. For assholes like me, this is an absolutely brilliant invention!
By the way, in the series "Sex in Another City" Max pees standing up when he and Jenny are traveling. Girls pee standing up– this is already the norm.
This article turned out to be extremely relevant for me, since I live in a dormitory in a mixed block with three dirty guys who constantly piss on the toilet rim. Every time I had to wipe them down in order to sit down.
But now I had a nap, I opened the toilet door and disgusting yellow drops urine on the already dirty toilet rim. And I immediately remembered your article! In general, everything went just perfect! (I used the two finger method). And even without preliminary training, I turned out to be more accurate than our members.
The claws need to be filed off. Otherwise you can get scratched.
Speaking of the “throne” made of paper. I once saw special disposable pieces of paper in the toilet at a gas station that are placed on the rim of the toilet, but it was still completely dirty. Pissing women They turned out to be pigs!
When you go abroad, you will be very surprised - there are such things in every toilet, along with toilet paper. When will civilization come to us?
Most women brought by ambulance from a public setting with an ankle fracture sustain their fractures during the procedure. Mature women pee as in last time, and receive various injuries. A floor wet from urine and street dirt does not contribute to stability. It’s okay for young people; they can hold on, but mature people, especially those with spinal problems, can’t.
After your article I decided that if I order myself menstrual cup, at the same time I’ll buy a urinator. I even saw a website somewhere where both were sold. As for the half squat: it’s not at all necessary to have strong legs. I always just grab something with my hands while I pee - most often it's the toilet door handle. And when there is no lock on the door yet, then this is generally killing two birds with one stone: you hold the door and don’t strain your legs.
And in some toilets the seats are made like this. Trains, for example.
And how they told me about a relative - and after. She simply knew how to do this even in old age.
- Pissing women past the toilet make such a procedure almost impossible. A smelly skating rink provides a lot of excitement and the danger of fractures, coupled with a concussion. Hitting a skull on the edge of the toilet is a dubious pleasure.
And I do this in a public toilet too. Otherwise, disgust chews me up until my ears crack. Paper is not available everywhere.
Honestly, even if there were disposable seats everywhere, I wouldn’t risk putting them on most toilets because of how dirty the latter are. We’re talking about the culture of each individual person. They won’t wipe down or raise the seats - you can’t save yourself with a piece of paper.
I need to order a set of disposable urinators somewhere, I’ve been thinking about them for a long time, long before feminism, otherwise squatting pissing one of the most hated things for me in nature, along with the inability to go to a warm shower and lousy sleep in a cold tent with bugs. Also, for many perverts, nature is simply paradise, when girls pee. Videos of yourself can then be found on the Internet.
At one time I solved the problem with bad doors this way - I sang. People probably thought that I was crazy, but they knew that there was someone in the booth and didn’t come in.
An anecdote (may hurt someone's feelings)
And God said to Adam and Eve:
I have two gifts for you. We need to decide who gets what. So, my first gift is skill pee standing up.
Adam immediately exploded:
Yes, Lord, I want it! Want pee standing up! This is so cool! Please! Me, me!
Eve grinned. God gave Adam this skill. Adam started right away write. Pee standing up under a bush, on a bush, behind a bush. Pee standing up into the lake, under the lake, on the lake. Pee down, climbing a tree. Shooting urine from the penis at flies.
God and Eve looked at this madness.
Lord, what is the second gift? - Eva asked quietly.
And God answered:
Brains, Eva, brains!
And I heard something more sexist: “But they will also have to be given to Adam, otherwise he will piss everything here.”
Don’t worry, I’ll never be able to do it just like that, I had an operation bladder, so it's unlikely to be 90 degrees. It's probably better to use a funnel. I really liked this idea! Especially in nature.
At our school, girls from the lower grades manage to hold the door outside with the soles of one leg in a half-squat, since there are no locks on the doors. These are really strong legs. Girls pee in the toilet, and train at the same time. Aerobatics! The older ones have to go to the toilet in pairs.
If there are handles on the doors, don’t worry about all this - just hang your bag on this very handle and lock the door. But with the foot, the system is not the same: during the process in a half-squat, hold the handle with your hand, and lift it with your foot - this is when you get dressed, so you need dexterity, not leg strength.
Yes, thanks, sometimes I also use a bag where there are handles. Wow, wow the whole system. I'll know!
Taking this opportunity, I join the request to raise the toilet seat. If the people who sit on it, for example, me.Pissing girls , raise the toilet seat1 Don’t feed on everything below, like regimental horses!
I really like public toilets, where there is not a toilet, but special platforms for your feet, and you have to squat down. In my opinion, it is very convenient and hygienic. I wish all public toilets were like this. And sometimes I had failures in the half-squat (it’s not always possible to control the direction), so if there is toilet paper- I prefer to sit on it. Although then I was still paranoid that I might have caught something.
It’s a useful skill, you need to master the technique perfectly, otherwise you’ll get tired of wiping and building thrones out of paper, but paper is not available everywhere.
When your feet hurt, the toilet is your only salvation. Then it would be better to have half of the public toilets with a “platform” and half with a toilet.
I support. Since it is very inconvenient to poop over the “platform”, especially in shoes with at least some kind of heel.
I just have such a toilet (I live in a village), I wore a cast three times and elastic bandages on my leg, and it was very difficult to walk in it. A women's public toilet, especially in the city, should be convenient!
Same story! My repeatedly sprained ankles say hello to the toilet fashion perverts!
I don’t like toilets like this because when the stream hits them, it splashes in all directions. How many times did I have to wash my ankles after such toilets! This is terrible! And also in such toilets girls pee in their panties quite often.
The most important thing, regardless of luck in this matter, is to clean up after yourself, no matter if it’s a home toilet or not (except when it’s already dirty). I just don’t understand how you can leave something like this behind, and as for the thing with your feet on the toilet - it’s completely dark, so it might split.
For those who write that the toilet may split. The average toilet can withstand up to 200 kg.
It can withstand, yes, but when people step on it, it gradually loosens and then cracks at the base.
Just like when they sit on it. Is this a reason not to sit on the toilet? When I see how girls pee in the bushes, I understand that they have given up on this dilemma. Although there is a public toilet nearby.
The pressure on the base of the toilet when a person sits on it normally and when he stands up with his feet differs significantly. In the same way, snow can support a person on skis, but your foot falls into a snowdrift. Exactly the same on weak ice They advise you to lie flat. The toilet is designed for uniform pressure on all its elements.
However, the area of the leg in contact with the rim of the toilet is almost no different from the area of the thigh in contact with it - unlike all your examples where the surface area is very different.
The only difference is that when you sit on the toilet on your butt, part of the weight falls on your feet, resting on the floor, plus the position is stable, but when you place your feet on the rim of the toilet, all the weight falls on your feet in an unstable position.
At school, many girls only used the half-squat method, and did not sit on the toilet. Conditions forced us to do this. And this position almost excludes spying on pissing girls due to the scarcity of the picture, especially if the girl is in a skirt.
Toilet bowls underfoot do often break. I know a woman who, in a factory toilet, like everyone else, climbed with her feet onto the toilet - not for the first time, of course, and it split under her. She got pretty serious lacerations perineum, and insurance company I wasn’t even surprised - such cases are not so rare.
Yes, that is, this is equivalent to sitting on the toilet for more than fat man, and toilets are designed for people weighing up to 200 kg, as indicated above.
When a fat person sits on the toilet, the pressure is distributed evenly along the rim, and not in two points where the legs rest. It's not about a person's weight.
No, it’s not the same. However, I am not ready now to draw a diagram with vectors of application and distribution of forces.
Why can't you just pee half-sitting? Why look for the urethra, train, wear sterilizers and urinators, when you can just pee while half-sitting?
This is not suitable for all locations.
As it is written, conditions may be different. When standing, it is enough to turn away, otherwise you have to look for dense bushes.
- The “funnel” is very useful, for example, when hiking in the cold season. I really miss it (I’m thinking about looking for such a useful device) so as not to catch a cold on the same trip. To be honest, I didn’t even know about the “funnel, I’m saved, I hope that soon I won’t be tormented on hikes by the thought that I have to run into the bushes and freeze there intimate place. When girls pee on the street in the cold season, they can catch a serious cold.
And in a half-squat I can’t concentrate on the main thing. All energy and thoughts go to your feet. It's as if everything is blocked.
Apart from the post-operative period, I couldn’t name anything else as a really worthwhile reason to look for ways to write differently. Exclusively my opinion. I don’t want to offend or provoke anyone.
Standing will create even more interest than sitting and searching for bushes. Some video maniac might film video of girls peeing in the toilet while standing. And then this interesting entry may catch the eye of your boss, for example. And a girl peeing in a half-squat does not arouse such ardent interest.
What do you want? So that they rush to prove to you what reasons are REALLY worthwhile? You don't need to - don't study, write as you want. I once burned my butt while hiking with nettles in the bushes, and I don’t want to repeat it. It's like on your scale, valid or not valid good reason? But there the girls live in the dormitory, where all the toilets are stuffed, and they feel uncomfortable in a half-squat - is it like standing up?
Well, it’s as if not only people with a female gender ID can go to the women’s restroom...
And I always pee in a half-squat in public toilets and thought that everyone did this. And about video maniacs - I actually saw how they came across pissing girls. The video was later in free access. It's not very pleasant. So it’s better not to start discussions, but just write. How convenient for anyone.
Damn, it turns out I've been doing this all my life I'm peeing while standing.
Truly, live forever and learn! Thank you, I didn’t even think that the first method was possible.
This is very relevant, since now a visit to a dry closet costs almost as much as four metro trips. It is clear that now their attendance will decrease, especially at the expense of men. And women have no choice but to pay (and there are situations when the only money left is for travel).
Not all people are perfectly healthy. I basically can’t sit down, I’ll fall right away. And thanks for the post. Very interesting methods, you should try them.
This is also not convenient for everyone. For example, I had to go to a public toilet with a ten or more kilogram child sleeping in a backpack or sling on my stomach. I can’t imagine how I would pee while squatting, and most importantly, how I would then get up, especially if I was also wearing fluffy skirts. When girls pee in the toilet– it can be extreme!
I've been using method 4 all my life. Now I feel like a pro!
I'll definitely try it. I've been looking for this all my life!
The first method works, only the jet splashes a little when it hits the toilet. I'll practice some more and try to hold it with one hand.
I have never sat on the toilet in my life. Nowhere at all. Always just by weight, the last method. I can't imagine touching the toilet seat. Anyone. Maybe,Russian girls piss sitting, I don't understand this. Just like I don’t understand the paper after relieving myself. Just a shower.
There is also a risk of infection when you touch your organs during these manipulations while standing.
Especially for you, the first thing in the post is written: disinfect your hands before performing manipulations while standing.
The risk still remains.
1. If you always do this, then theoretically one day you may not disinfect your hands thoroughly enough.
2. Should I explain to you that there are no disinfectants that 100% destroy all microbes along with their spores?
Well, that is, you should never touch your genitals with your hands, because theoretically they may not be thoroughly disinfected with a product that does not 100% destroy germs?
I think masturbation should be banned. And those who cannot write in a half-squat, let them burst, otherwise you never know.
When I'm in a public place, I never touch my genitals at all. And this applies primarily to places such as a public toilet.
Did I say it’s impossible? Calm down, please. I said that sitting down is more hygienic. There are different pissing girls. Look at the photo.
Well, I already understood the public reaction. From now on I will keep my opinion, which differs from the majority, to myself.
A good method, I’ll have to practice, thanks for the article, I’ll go practice!
All my life I have used the latter method everywhere and, in general, I thought that this was called writing while sitting. It turns out that you live and learn!
Very good post. It will be very useful in life! Thanks for the useful information!
The fact that I am not squeamish and am not afraid of infections will apparently one day play against me, since I always sit on the toilet. So far nothing seems to have rotted away from me. Probably everything is ahead, my infection is still waiting for me. By the way, on the topic of disinfecting toilet seats. I was recently in Yakitoria and saw such a thing. If you press a button, the cellophane moves along the seat and completely changes to a new one, crawling inside. And those who are afraid to sit down after another person can easily relax here.
It seems to me, or in many public places there are hole toilets (I don’t know what they are called correctly), they are more comfortable than sitting on a public toilet.
I learned in kindergarten pee standing up, because I was jealous of boys. Now. When beautiful girl pissing while standing, it excites them!
When I was 8 years old, I showed my friend from the dacha that I could do it too standing writing on the wall, I’m still ashamed, for some reason it didn’t look as normal and decent as he did it.
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In dirty, unsanitary conditions of public toilets or where it is generally impossible to find a closed toilet; in a tent at night; in the bushes on the side of a busy highway, where it is dangerous or impossible to undress and squat down, and in many other places, a very useful thing comes to the aid of women - a hygienic device for urinating while standing or sitting, without exposing the lower part of the body, while maintaining dignity when approaching unwanted "observers". In fact, this medical equipment, easy to use, convenient and hygienic. Visually, this is a funnel tube made of plastic or paper; it is an extension cord that allows you to urinate while standing without removing your equipment and backpacks.
These devices are different forms and sizes. Of course, you need to get used to using them, and also select different models under different types activities. Thus, mountaineering puts forward the requirements for the ease of use of equipment that restricts movement and the reliability of the tightness of the contents during various maneuvers in space. Hiking and mountain climbing required the smallest, lightest and most dismountable devices. In creepy public toilets, it is better to choose huge devices that guarantee the independence of hand cleanliness from the absence of liquid soap :)
Not all models can be purchased from us at retail, but the magic of the Internet allows you to do everything, and even save on delivery. However, you need to remember that you will need to select a device that is comfortable for you, since this is still a personal hygiene item.
Various typesfemale urination devices
Disposable devices
They are usually made from strong paper or cardboard, sometimes suitable for flushing down the toilet, intended for temporary use, easy to recycle. They are convenient to carry in your wallet, cosmetic bag, car glove compartment, like the ubiquitous takeaway cups of coffee. If you have not used such devices yet, choosing disposable ones is good for the initial stage.
Reusable devices
For the future " long term relationship", reusable devices made of plastic or latex are good - durable funnels that need to be cleaned between uses with soap and water, wet wipes, or even put in the dishwasher. These models have a water-repellent and antibacterial coating.
The following indicators were used in compiling the review:
Wear resistance– likelihood of cracks and leaks.
Size and weight– ease of packing and carrying.
Convenience– ease of use, compatibility with outerwear and equipment.
The “trouble” factor— is there any leakage or splashing?
BrandPibella
This device was preferred for long hikes, or in crowded conditions and the impossibility of being naked.
Pros: size, weight, reliability and durability. Almost weightless, small - easily hidden in the side pocket of a backpack, made of durable plastic. From the point of view of moral comfort, he is very “tactful” - discreet. The difference from other models is that the side attached to the body is almost as small as the outlet at the other end; The device resembles a straw. Some people might not want to show off their wet pants while peeing in a straw, but the device works great. The entrance socket is attached to the body quite tightly, but not painfully; you will easily feel the desired position and will be surprised that the device does not leak.
You can purchase the device for approximately $19 on the websitepibella.com
Brand SheWee
This device was given away preference V on foot tourism And public toilets
Pros: good name, convenient portable case in color (keychain function!)This device- A compromise between the wider funnel design of the Whiz Freedom (see below) and the smaller, more ergonomic design of the Pibella. It does not insert into body tissue at all, but rather provides a small, sealed funnel that fits properly if you find it harder to trust the narrower Pibella device the first time. SheeWee is a very flexible device, not literally, as it is made of durable plastic, but figuratively: it can be used in its entirety (extension cord and case) while you get to the transfer point of your walking route, and then remove the excess on the further path .
You can purchase the device for approximately $12-$22 (only one device or a set) on the websiteshewee.com
Brand Pstyle
This device was preferred in rock climbing due to its ease of use with equipment
Pros: ease of use when movement and contact points with climbing equipment are limited, reliability of sealing. The simple, classic design resembles a tiny water slide, easy to use with pants, in different body positions, hanging on a rock. The device is larger and more visible than those suitable for camping and hiking. In addition, there is a slight chance of spillage, so it is not best option for first time use in public restrooms.
$12 on the website thepstyle.com
Brand Pee Pocket
This disposable device was preferred when unforeseen situations or for familiarization and testing in general
Pros: efficiency cardboard may be questionable for some, but it works! The design of the fixture is jeans friendly; It is economical and does not have to be thrown away after one use. The cardboard is waterproof and dries almost instantly. The main thing is to make sure that it does not bunch up into a shapeless mass in your backpack. The small size allows you to carry the device in your wallet or pocket. It will be great if one day they appear everywhere in vending machines in public restrooms!
You can purchase it for approximately$.99-$25 (pieces or wholesale) on the website thepeepocket.com
Brand Whiz Freedom
This device was preferred in dry closets (too large for long camping trips)
Pros: silicone allows fold the device, while being easy to use due to its rigidity. Relatively small size and weight, funnel-shaped design guarantees leak-proof(although the shape of the straw makes it easier to insert the device under clothing). However, this device can also be easily used with trousers. The outlet is narrow and prevents spillage in public toilets. Curious motto advertising company of this product— “to knock down the arrogance of men who are proud that they can write standing up” :)
You can purchase the device for approximately$24.95 on site WhizFreedomUSA. com; or for £10 onlinewhizproducts.co.uk
Brand LadyP
This device, unfortunately, is not very airtight
Best to use: write your name on the snow - in competitions for the farthest “pee-pee shot” this device will be your secret weapon :)
Pros/cons: The expander tube is great for long-range sighting to keep your shoes dry. With a skirt or buff - nothing, but in pants you are guaranteed a wet ass. The silicone doesn't fit snugly, and the design isn't reliable in terms of sealing, although it's a little better than the GoGirl (see below). The device is almost impossible to use with specialized equipment.
You can purchase the device for approximately £13 on the websiteladyp.eu
Brand Hopkins
This device from an auto parts store will come in handy in times of need, but it was not originally designed for this purpose.
Pros: The Hopkins funnel (the prototype of subsequent target devices) can be stored in the car for emergency use. Originally a tool for auto repair, it earned its "wet" reputation when specialized female urination devices were not yet produced at all. The rigidity allows you to balance it with only one hand, as opposed to the usual (in the case of other models) need to hold the jeans with one hand and the device with the other. The funnel is lightweight and easy to use, and the long bell allows for precise aiming without spillage. However, the size (the funnel is too wide) and not intended for “delicate work” (hard plastic digs into the hips) are not suitable for hiking. The work is done, but there is a residue left, as if you were fucked... :)
You can purchase the device for approximately $1.29 on the website amazon.com
Brand LadyJ
This device is great for medical purposes, but not for backpacking
Pros: Unlike LadyP, the non-flexible cup shape prevents spillage, but the shoes are sure to get wet due to the short outlet. This device should be used with a portable urine bag for those who are bedridden rather than standing in the bushes or hanging from a rock. An extension cord would improve the situation, but the problem will remain large size. Being the largest and most inconvenient device, its immobility limits its use for exclusively medical needs. The funnel is ideal for preventing spillage at home when recovering from injuries and sports injuries.
You can purchase the device for approximately$10 on the website biorelief.com
BrandGoGirl
This device, unfortunately, is clumsy and unusable
Best to use: wet your pants :)
Pros/cons: cool name and massive marketing, but alas, unreliable and clumsy to use. The most attractive packaging (a small tube, similar to a tube of lipstick) hides many shortcomings: water permeability, extreme inconvenience of use. The edges were supposed to act as a suction cup, but it doesn't work. Even if you're not wearing pants, it's hard not to spill the contents.
