Fun number for Teacher's Day. An interesting scenario for Teacher's Day at school
A skit for Teacher's Day - a battle of teachers. 5 people participate.
With a good game without pinching, the ability to show it funny, this scenario for Teacher's Day will be, if not the best (sometimes simply dressing in diapers looks funnier, but we have a different task), then the most interesting, unlike the others and thoughtful.
Host: So we begin the program, “battle of teachers” - today we have a new task and our viewers do not believe that our teachers will cope with this difficult task. We hasten to warn you that everything is fair with us and without any setups, tricks, tips or steps.
Primary school teacher Marya Ivanovna Ivanova is invited to complete the task. Marya Ivanovna you will have to enter the classroom today and force third-grade student Vasya Sidorov to give him a diary.
Teacher: Sidorov, please give me the diary.
Student: I won’t.
Teacher: Sidorov, open your briefcase, take out your diary.
Student: My grandmother took it from me to read before bed.
Teacher: Vasya, give me the journal, otherwise I’ll put two in the journal.
Vasya: And for what?
Host: Unfortunately, time is up.
We invite the second teacher - Petrov Petr Petrovich.
Teacher: Vasily, give me the diary, and I’ll give you some candy.
Student: My father is the director of a candy factory.
Teacher: Vasily, I’ll put you in a corner!
Student: And what didn’t I see there?
Presenter: It’s unfortunate, but the second teacher didn’t have time to complete this task either. We invite our third candidate Sidorova Vasilisa Petrovna
Teacher: Vasily Vasilyevich, why don’t you give the diary to teachers?
Student: I forgot at home (slides down the desk)
Teacher: Give me the diary, PLEASE.
Student: Nope. (uncertain)
Teacher: I’m calling my father (takes out his phone and pretends to select it from his contacts)
Student: (takes out the diary he was sitting on) Mom on the diary, just don’t call your father! those.
Host: As our program showed, all our teachers are professionals, but without parental help it can be very difficult for them. The cooperation of teachers and parents yielded results this week - you will find out what the next battle will be tomorrow.
Scene
Vovka: Listen, I’ll tell you a funny story. Yesterday I took the folder by the mouse and went to Uncle Yura, my mother ordered.
Andrey: Ha ha ha! It's really funny.
Vovka (surprised): What’s so funny? I haven't even started to tell you yet.
Andrey (laughing): A folder... under your arm! Well thought out. Yes, your folder won’t fit under your arm, he’s not a cat!
Vovka: Why “my folder”? The folder is dad's. You've forgotten how to speak correctly because of laughter, or what?
Andrey: (winking and tapping his forehead): Ah, I guessed it! Grandfather - under the arm! He himself speaks incorrectly, but he also teaches. Now it’s clear: dad’s folder is your grandfather Kolya! In general, it’s great that you came up with this - funny and with a riddle!
Vova (offended): What does my grandfather Kolya have to do with it? I wanted to tell you something completely different. I didn’t listen to the end, but you laugh and get in the way of talking. And he dragged my grandfather under his arm, what a storyteller he was! I'd rather go home than talk to you.
Andrey (to himself, left alone): And why was he offended? Why tell funny stories if you can't laugh?
A scene from school life about a teacher and a student
Teacher: Petrov, go to the blackboard and write down a short story that I will dictate to you.
The student goes to the board and prepares to write.
Teacher (dictates): “Dad and mom scolded Vova for bad behavior. Vova was silent guiltily, and then promised to improve.”
A student writes from dictation on the board.
Teacher: Great! Underline all the nouns in your story.
The student emphasizes the words: “dad”, “mom”, “Vova”, “behaviour”, “Vova”, “promise”.
Teacher: Ready? Determine which cases these nouns are in. Understood?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: Start!
Student: “Dad and mom.” Who? What? Parents. So, the case is genitive.
Scolded someone, what? Vova. “Vova” is a name. This means the case is nominative.
Scolded for what? For bad behavior. Apparently he did something. This means that “behavior” has the instrumental case.
Vova was silent guiltily. This means that here “Vova” has the accusative case.
Well, the “promise”, of course, is in the dative case, since Vova gave it!
That's it!
Teacher: Yes, the analysis turned out to be original! Bring me the diary, Petrov. I wonder what mark you would suggest you set for yourself?
Student: Which one? Of course, an A!
Teacher: So, an A? By the way, in what case did you name this word - “five”?
Student: In the prepositional form!
Teacher: In the prepositional form? Why?
Student: Well, I suggested it myself!
Teacher: Petrov, you have difficulty counting to ten. I can’t imagine what you can become?
Student Petrov: Boxing judge, Mary Ivanna!
Teacher: Trushkin goes to the board to solve the problem.
Student Trushkin goes to the blackboard.
Teacher: Listen carefully to the statement of the problem. Dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How many...
Student Trushkin heads to the door.
Teacher: Trushkin, where are you going?!
Student Trushkin: I ran home, I have candy!
Teacher: Petrov, bring the diary here. I'll put your deuce in it yesterday.
Disciple Petrov: I don’t have it.
Teacher: Where is he?
Student Petrov: And I gave it to Vitka - to scare his parents!
Teacher: Vasechkin, if you have ten rubles, and you ask your brother for another ten rubles, how much money will you have?
Student Vasechkin: Ten rubles.
Teacher: You just don’t know math!
Student Vasechkin: No, you don’t know my brother!
Teacher: Sidorov, please answer, what is three times seven?
Student Sidorov: Marya Ivanovna, I will answer your question only in the presence of my lawyer!
Teacher: Why, Ivanov, does your father always do your homework for you?
Student Ivanov: Mom doesn’t have free time!
Teacher: Now solve problem number 125 yourself.
The students get to work.
Teacher: Smirnov! Why are you copying from Terentyev?
Student Smirnov: No, Mary Ivanna, he’s copying from me, and I’m just checking to see if he did it correctly!
Scene
A hilariously funny skit on what can come out of combining two incompatible school subjects. And also about what will happen, if it happens, if His Majesty Chance intervenes in the pre-thought-out plan.
Neumnov (sings with joy).Well, Copperfields, you came up with a great idea. Telepathy! Thoughts at a distance! Come on, tell me something.
Copperfields. He spreads his hands like a psychic.
Neumnov. The storm covers the sky with darkness... Why are you inspiring me with literature - we now have biology. Here, take the textbook - paragraph 36. Look, inspire stronger.
Copperfield sits on the edge of the stage, puts a textbook on his knees, looking at it, sending thoughts.
Call. Start of the lesson. The literature teacher enters.
Teacher. Hello guys, Irina Ivanovna got sick, so instead of biology there will be literature. So, the novel by A. S. Pushkin “Eugene Onegin”. Who wants to answer? As always, a forest of hands. Neumnov, to the board.
Neumnov (clears throat).The image of Evgeny Onegin. Onegin is a socialite from St. Petersburg, a metropolitan aristocrat. Drawing the image of the hero, Pushkin says in detail...(telepathy begins)that its body, the thallus, consists of a mushroom and algae, which are in close relationship. He is very unpretentious. Lives in deserts, rocks, tundras. When it dies, it forms humus. This is his main role... in the novel.
Teacher. Neumnov, what's wrong with you?
Neumnov. Can I tell you better about Lensky? Lensky has many excellent inclinations; the author points to his inherent “noble aspiration of the feelings and thoughts of the young.” It blooms in mid-summer. Insects visit its flowers poorly - they have neither nectar nor an abundance of pollen.(Shakes his head.)Lensky is an educated, cultured person. It is planted in the spring; before planting, the tubers are germinated in a bright room.Well, Olga is Olga.
Neumnov. The complete opposite of Tatyana is her sister Olga. Olga has a lot of cheerfulness, energy, and playfulness. Her body is covered with scales. When shedding, the skin comes off in one piece. She moves by twisting her body along the ground. Its toxicity is well known.
Teacher. Enough! Sit down. Col!
Call.
Neumnov (runs up to Copperfield).Well, Copperfields, well, he made friends. Thoughts at a distance. So much for telepathy.(Hits him on the head with a textbook.)Here you go - an A is guaranteed!(Hits.) Here's to you - you'll become an excellent student!
Interesting and funny skits for schoolchildren. Sketch about school and teachers.
Sketch for schoolchildren.
DEAR TEACHERS!
(Play from school life)
Characters:
Morkovkin,
Senkiyaa,
Lastochkina.
Part 1
Leading(from students): Dear participants! I propose to declare our extremely important ceremonial meeting open! Today there is one problem on the agenda: to decide what we should do next with the school.
Students(from the seat): Correct! How long can you endure!
Leading: Because we do not comply with the main law of school life - “Learning should be fun!” The floor for the report is given to the main truant of the class, Zaitsev.
Zaitsev: Why am I skipping? Because my body requires sleep. And in comfortable conditions. I don't get enough sleep at my desk. And then, there are such insensitive teachers who wake you up at the most inopportune moment. I personally think this is disgraceful!
Lisitsyn(from the seat): If I don’t wake you up, you’ll fall on your neighbors! I believe that, on the contrary, main problem because the lesson is too boring! There must be loud music, a disco there, something like that!
Leading: Please follow the rules! And you, Lisitsyn, don’t stick your head out until you’ve been given the floor. Carry on, Zaitsev. What constructive suggestions do you have?
Zaitsev: I have such constructive suggestions. Since we are forced to go to this school, they should create human conditions. At least put some folding beds in! And please, protect from any Lisitsyns. Let them study in the other wing, since they need music and noise! Personally, I don't need them.
Leading: So you are for separate education? There is a rational grain in this. Secretary, write down: cots and separate education. Who wants to add something substantive? Morkovkin!
Morkovkin: I personally don’t like the fact that our health suffers at school. Do you know the statistics? Complete scoliosis and gastritis. Lisitsyn is right - if not dancing, then they should have built a swimming pool in the assembly hall, or something. And we need a normal human restaurant with a normal healthy food, so as not to ruin our stomachs here. There are kebabs and ice cream. Chebureks. The list can be compiled later.
Leading: I think no one has any objections. (Addresses the secretary.) Write down: a restaurant instead of a canteen, a swimming pool instead of an assembly hall. I would add a tennis table to each classroom. Who's next?
Enotov: That's not what we're talking about. After all, it's all peripheral. We come to school and spend the best 11 years of our lives there, and for what? What are we being taught? Dear brothers! I look sadly at the current education system. She is terribly far from the people. Therefore: attention! The school urgently needs to open additional courses in extremely important disciplines. They will study things that are truly necessary for the survival of the student. For example: best way write off, the best way to distract a teacher in class, how to get parents to spend money on them, how to reduce the school load to a minimum, how to spend school time pleasantly and usefully.
Leading: Personally, I respect Enotov because he knows how to think not only constructively, but also within the framework of reality. Since we will be forced to serve this term anyway, we must carry it out with minimal losses. Secretary, please record Enotov’s speech almost verbatim! I invite everyone present to think at their leisure what disciplines we really need. So. Next question. What should we do with teachers? Goshkin will make a report.
Goshkin: I actually observed it here, but they, in fact, have gone completely crazy. They give me all sorts of rubbish, my dad ate half a pack of analgin yesterday after he tried to solve my math problems. His mother then lowered his blood pressure. And they're yelling! Why yell? Well, I blurted out yesterday that Vilnius is a breed of kangaroo, so what, who feels bad about it? I suggest that everyone who yells and harasses the house should be kicked out of school.
Koshkin: And who will be left? You, Goshkin, are fundamentally wrong. You need to work with the material that you have. Not to expel, but to re-educate!
Senkina: And I feel sorry for them! We must be patient too! You, Koshkin, especially! Who threw a cockroach into my compote yesterday in the dining room? You still have to re-educate and re-educate yourself!
Goshkin: Ha! It's a pity! Feel sorry for yourself! They are generally our class enemies, one might say!
Leading: Let's avoid class segregation, please. Carry on, Senkina.
Senkina: No, really, just think about it. By 8am every day. You won’t be able to skip much, because adults have even more serious problems in this regard. We tolerate them one at a time, they tolerate us at a rate of thirty at a time. Imagine, Goshkin, that you would have to communicate with thirty teachers for 45 minutes! Horror! Here only from Redkin and Fedkin you can go crazy - not only scream, but also start biting! This is any of us, just hit them on the head with a briefcase - and for fifteen minutes you can relax. But such methods are prohibited for teachers.
Koshkin: And my father says that everyone chooses their own destiny. Nobody forced them into school. Unlike us, by the way. Since they have already come, let them be patient.
Senkina: It's good for you to reason! And she, maybe, was a snotty girl when her parents persuaded her to go to ped. Do you know what kind of ancestors there are?! Can't really argue with that. And now she’s old enough to learn a new way, but doesn’t know how to do anything else. Your mother works as a cleaner, has she dreamed of this all her life?
Koshkin: Where will she go with three children? She might even go to school, but who will support her?
Senkina: So are teachers. They got into trouble once, but now they are enduring with all their might. And we, in turn, must show humanity and not become embittered, like you, Goshkin, but find ways to improve relationships and influence gently, delicately.
Leading: Okay, Senkina, everyone understands. You are smart, in short, your task is to organize classes to study teachers and correct their behavioral stereotypes.
Lastochkina: Or maybe we should even give them a vacation? Let them rest a little, and at the same time become better.
Leading: They would be happy, but who will allow them? They have the same attendance and program.
Lastochkina: Why can’t we teach the lesson ourselves? Let them slowly make their way to school, sit in the back desk, and we’ll all tell them what’s supposed to happen there. Let them relax for at least a week or two. And some of them are really painful to look at—they’re so twitchy, they’re crying like a madhouse.
Leading: Personally, I don't mind. Who's in favor? Let's write it down. How do we present this to them?
Senkina: Let's come up with something!
Leading: OK. I believe that we had a useful meeting today. We'll work.
Everyone leaves.
Part 2
There are two people on stage - the Presenter and Senkina.
Leading: Dear teachers! We are extremely happy to congratulate you on the upcoming Teacher's Day! On this solemn day, we want to tell you how much we love you and how grateful we are to you for everything you do for us.
Senkina: Dear teachers! We know how tired you are from your hard work. That's why we have prepared a surprise for you. We are in a hurry to please you! You don't have to prepare for lessons for the next two weeks! Because we will lead them for you... we! And you will rest quietly and calmly in the back desks. Like your laziest students.
Leading: And we promise not to shame you, not to call your parents to school.
Senkina: Don't clutter your head with overwhelming tasks.
Leading: Don't pick on your appearance.
Senkina: You might even be late!
Leading: And skip classes!
Senkina: No, of course, we will try to make your classes interesting. But we won’t force you!
Leading: We also wish you all:
All(one by one):
- Happiness!
- Health!
- Energy!
- Courage!
- Have a good mood!
- Capable students!
- Responsible parents!
— Loyal administration!
- Optimism!
- And a big salary!
All(in chorus): Happy holiday!
Boys in fluffy skirts come out, dance the cancan and sing a comic song to the melody of an operetta.
It’s impossible to live in the world without school, no.
It contains the happiness of life,
In it the dawn of fate.
Teachers teach us here
Me, you, you, me.
They and I are connected by the same fate.
You and I have been coming here since childhood,
School has replaced our home,
We come here every day.
We congratulate you on this holiday,
With all my heart and soul now
We will play and sing
About how fun we live.
We will play and sing
About how fun, how happily we live.
Sketch for schoolchildren
THEATER PERFORMANCE “RING SHOW”
There are two teams on stage. In front of one there is a sign on which in capital letters“Parents” is written, “Teachers” is written in front of the other.
Leading: Attention, attention! Our microphone is set to parent meeting Nth school. Team of teachers versus team of parents. Who wins? So, dear fans, who are we rooting for? Yes, my parents, but I also feel sorry for the teachers... So, let's start!
1st teacher: Dear comrade parents! We invited you today to report on new outrages committed by your children.
1st parent: Dear fellow teachers! Our houses are located next to your school, and we see with our own eyes what your students afford.
2nd teacher: Your children.
2nd parent: Your students.
3rd teacher: I wonder who brings frogs from home and makes them croak in class?
3rd parent: And who forces children to saw the legs of chairs at home, supposedly doing homework by work?
4th teacher: What if you do all your homework for your children?
4th parent: You assign stupid tasks and want the children to become smarter!
5th teacher: Yeah, but how wise you are! Who gives children prizes for good grades? I just wonder how many of our fives your salary is enough for?
5th parent: And our settlements with children do not concern you.
6th teacher: Have you seen what your children did to the walls of the school?
6th parent: Who taught them to write?
7th teacher: And the sloppy ones!
7th parent: Look at your school! In general, it’s high time to organize parking. Otherwise, when you come to pick up your child, there is nowhere to park the car.
8th teacher: It would have been a good idea to help the school improve the grounds a long time ago.
8th parent: Your students...
9th teacher: Your children!
Leading: Stop, it's a draw, the question remains open.
Every year, teachers in more than 100 countries celebrate Teacher's Day. So, in Russia since 1994 this professional holiday received state status and was postponed to October 5, a date designated by the international community. According to tradition, on Teacher’s Day, schools hold ceremonial events, cool watch, and within the “unofficial” part - festive buffets or banquets. In addition to bouquets of autumn flowers and cute souvenirs, schoolchildren prepare concerts with songs and dances for their beloved teachers for such a significant date. We propose to introduce several original and “fresh” ideas into the Teacher’s Day scenario - primary and high school students can act out funny humorous scenes about teachers and school, and also learn beautiful dances. With appropriate preparation, such numbers are quite capable of being performed by all students - from 5th to 10th grade. And our videos will help young “artists” better prepare for their performances and amaze the audience with their outstanding theatrical and dancing abilities.
Funny humorous scenes for Teacher's Day for primary school students - ideas and videos
School humor is anecdotes, gags, riddles, jokes, jokes and a truly inexhaustible source of fun and good mood. Therefore, you can add funny humorous scenes on a school theme to the Teacher’s Day script. As a rule, such productions are based on stories from the everyday school life of students and teachers, slightly embellished and “seasoned” with notes of light humor. Yes, students primary classes They can prepare a funny skit for their favorite teacher on Teacher’s Day, the main characters of which are a strict teacher and a “lazy” student. As a plot, you can choose any, the most common case - “I forgot my diary at home,” “I was late for class,” “I put a button on my friend’s chair.” Such funny scenes on Teacher's Day are always relevant and cause a lot of excitement in the audience. positive emotions. Of course, students need to properly rehearse their act, learn their lines, and most importantly, feel like real actors, albeit on a school “scale.” Inspiration and creative ideas to you!
A funny skit for Teacher's Day for primary classes - about a physical education teacher and Vovochkin's dad
Anecdotes about Vovochka and his parents have long become “classics” of modern humor. After all, teachers and parents of students are often two “opposing” camps, between which funny situations arise every now and then. So such a scene for Teacher’s Day with the participation of these funny characters will undoubtedly appeal to both students and parents, and the “heroes” of the occasion.
So, at the beginning of the story, Vovochkin’s dad comes to the school principal - on crutches and with his head bandaged. In response to the director’s surprised look, a demand follows: the school physical education teacher must pay monetary compensation for the injury, because the hospital refused to issue a bulletin. As an “argument,” Vovochkin’s dad cites his own appearance, obtained as a result of performing exercises assigned by the physical instructor for children. At this time, Vovochka’s dad stood behind the closed door and tried to repeat the teacher’s assignment. "Children, raise right leg!” - and dad raised his right leg. Then came the command to raise left leg, which Vovochkin’s parent tried to lift, holding the window sill with his hands at that time - his right leg was already raised! Having lost his “fulcrum,” Vovochka’s dad falls and hits his head on the floor. It turns out his feet are stuck in the battery! So trust the teacher after such classes - more children will get hurt! Needless to say, very “topical” and interesting topic for a humorous skit for Teacher's Day.
Funny humorous skit for Teacher's Day for primary school - “Check”, video
To carry out this funny school scene Teacher's Day does not require any special decorations or costumes. According to the plot, the teacher presents the class with a “surprise” - test work. It is clear that students use all their ingenuity and resourcefulness to avoid an unexpected “test”. So, the boys begin to distract the teacher’s attention with various funny antics and ask questions on “abstract” topics. However, the teacher does not even think of following the lead of the cunning students.
Such a simple, but touching and funny scene on Teacher's Day will cause kind smile from the audience, will give good mood and will add a relaxed atmosphere of humor to the holiday atmosphere. And many “recognize” themselves and their classmates in the participants in the skit!
A funny humorous skit on Teacher's Day for primary classes - “Battle of the Teachers”, video
The main character in this funny scene is a student, whom three teachers, under the “guidance” of the presenter, are alternately trying to force to give up the diary. So, which teacher manages to take the diary from a careless student in one minute will be the winner of the “battle.” After the leader announces the beginning, a primary school teacher is invited to the “field”. However, the “resourceful” student begins to come up with excuses on the fly: “The diary got lost,” “Grandma took the diary,” and others. The teacher never manages to take possession of the diary, and she leaves the “battlefield.” The next participant tries to “bribe” the cunning student with sweets - however, without success. And only the third teacher-participant manages to take away the treasured diary by “threatening” to call the parents of the little sly one. At the sight of the teacher who got mobile phone, the resolve of the main “hero” evaporates, and the diary is handed over to the winner. The moral of the scene is that in some cases teachers simply cannot do without the support of parents.
Funny humorous skits for Teacher's Day for high school students - ideas and videos
High school students show limitless imagination in staging funny humorous skits on Teacher's Day. For example, you can use popular TV shows as a “template” and come up with a scene in this format, adding musical accompaniment from famous hits. So, to begin with, a presenter is selected who will announce and “direct” the performance of other “artists”. And the skit itself will be “constructed” in the form of small funny numbers “from the lives of teachers and students.” Win-win!
Funny skit for Teacher's Day for high school - “Expectation and reality”, video
This funny skit on Teacher's Day shows the discrepancy between expectations and reality from certain phenomena or events. Since it’s Teacher’s Day, we use incidents and events from school life for the skit. How does a teacher imagine a student being late for class? Certainly not at all like a student. And the teacher’s idea of how active students are in the lesson also differs from reality. Such a funny scene from the students will definitely cause cheerful laughter from the audience sitting in the hall.
Funny skit for Teacher's Day for high school - "Othello and Desdemona", video
For high school students, it will be interesting to act out a funny skit, the plot of which is based on a parody of Shakespeare's immortal work. Main character scenes - a teacher who devotes too much time to her work, while her husband and household chores remain unattended. Then the plot unfolds along a well-known line. Of course, the ending with the “strangulation” of Desdemona by the jealous Othello will also be humorous. For such a scene on Teacher’s Day, you can come up with poems in the “Shakespearean” spirit - it will turn out spectacular and will be remembered by teachers and parents for a long time.
Beautiful dances for Teacher's Day - for 5th grade, video
Dancing best conveys feelings and emotions. Therefore, for Teacher’s Day, you can learn a beautiful dance with 4th or 5th grade students, and as a musical accompaniment choose famous rhythmic hits. The easiest way to perform is to take a tape recorder or music center with powerful speakers. The main thing is to be fiery and fun! For you, dear teachers!
Dance for Teacher's Day - “Teacher, control your dreams!”, video
Dance for Teacher's Day in hip-hop style - “Stop teaching - let's dance!”, video
Beautiful dances for Teacher's Day - for 10th grade, video
For students in grades 10 and 11, you can choose more “adult” dances than for restless fifth graders. Thus, catchy rock and roll performed by beautiful high school girls in dresses from the 60s will cause a storm of emotions among the audience. Simple movements and the unique charm of the girls - and a good mood on Teacher's Day will not keep you waiting. For greater effect, you can also prepare a dance number with an “assortment” of different styles - classical, breakdancing, rap.
Amazing dance from high school girls on Teacher's Day, video
Dance for Teacher's Day - from 10th grade students, video
Skits on Teacher's Day are a great opportunity not only to surprise and please your favorite teachers, but also to unite the class and make it more friendly. We shared with you best ideas funny humorous skits about school and beautiful dances for Teacher's Day for primary and high schools - from 5 to 10. And with the help of our videos, students will be able to prepare the most fun and touching dance numbers for Teacher's Day.
Scenario for Teacher's Day: “Teacher is a GREAT job!”
1. Song “Pursuit” entrance through the hall (children run into the hall, symbolizing “three horses”).
2. Teachers' council.
Director: What is this, what was that???
Students: And our holidays and the whole summer flew by so quickly...
Director: It's true, time flies by quickly! But all roads lead to school! So students, horses to the right, teachers to the left, otherwise I can’t tell you apart... (they change lanes, take out folders, put on glasses)
Director: Well done, well prepared for the new academic year, dress code even on the face...And so, dear colleagues, let's start - With our teachers' council! You all bear a proud name - TEACHER! And Teachers are the only people, whose return to work is celebrated by the whole country!!! But remember that school is an eternal movement forward, we do not stand still and today we will talk about innovations that await us in the near future. What is main task schools?
Teacher: Preserve and strengthen the health of schoolchildren, not only physical, but also mental! Give homework in doses, and not like some people, I won’t say who... they give a cart and a small cart, and the result is that the mother became hoarse... And the son became deaf... The neighbors learned the multiplication tables by heart, and the dog recited them!
Director: Margarita Lvovna, tomorrow a new exceptional student will come to your 9 “A”.
Teacher: So exceptional?
Director: Yes, he has already been expelled from three schools, but you need to pull him up and prepare him not only for the Unified State Exam, but also the Unified State Exam.
Teacher: Allow me to make a proposal. I propose to the rules conducting the Unified State Exam add items: 50/50, Call a friend, Hall help.
Director: What new and interesting things will our physical education teachers tell us?
Physics teacher: Lessons physical culture created in order to show the physical advantages of the teacher, and emphasize physical disabilities students.
Director: Wow, that’s right, otherwise with us it’s the other way around... And what’s creative in our technology lessons this year:
Technology teacher: And from this year we will prepare children to master new modern professions: main course manager, soup dealer, compote marketing specialist, sandwich designer.
Director: Okay, what about patriotic education? Why are life safety and civics teachers silent? How will you implement the tasks of the state, how will you teach?
Life Safety Teacher: I will teach my subject in such a way that everyone will want to join the army, buy a portrait of Putin and join the Public Popular Front!!!
Director: Well, well, let's see, go for it! What about art and music???
Music teacher: Children need to know by name and face domestic and foreign composers and artists of the last 500 years, teach everyone how to read a musical score, teach everyone how to play various musical instruments and create their own orchestra...
Director: Wonderful and grandiose plans! Go ahead, learn to play instruments!
Music teacher: Yes, how come, many children don’t even have hearing!!!
Director: But no one forces them to listen, let them play, and that’s it!!! Oh, I forgot to introduce young aspiring teachers to our team! These are people who truly love their work! Artyom Ilyich, name three reasons why you love your job?
Young teacher: June, July, August...
Teacher: We have a question - what about a salary increase or is our crisis not over yet?
Director: Salary regularly, according to schedule. And there is always a way out of the crisis - a gypsy girl with a way out... from the crisis!
3. Song-remake of teachers for Teacher’s Day
to the tune of “The Long Road”
Summer flew by unnoticed, the school year has begun again.
We're tired of sitting around doing nothing - there's plenty of work waiting for us at school!
Oh, the teacher’s lot is hard - we live from bell to bell
Teachers' council, exams, notebooks... And the family? Well, family comes later!
We meet children, our tormentors, to whom knowledge must be given.
And we go to school, forgetting our family and home, in order to give a part of ourselves to them!
Forgive me, my family, my teaching duty is calling me!
Our life is boiling, seething, being with children has long been my destiny!
We meet children, our tormentors, to whom knowledge must be given.
And we go to school, forgetting our family and home, in order to give a part of ourselves to them!
4. Skits for children and parents.
It was in the evening
There was nothing to do.
Who was walking on the street
Who rested in the after-school program?
Suddenly Kolya told the guys
1st reader.
Let's talk, kents, about school...
I broke a window yesterday
What do you have?
2nd reader.
And we brought the hedgehog to our class,
What about you?
3rd reader.
And in our physical education,
The people are breaking the record in kind.
Vanka threw a grenade like that,
What even NATO found out.
4th reader.
We have a fun class!
This time.
We found a gas mask - that's two.
They wandered down the street in it - that's three!
5th reader.
And fourthly, our teacher
Came to my house
Because in the corridor
I was running around like crazy.
6th reader.
How crazy? So what's wrong?
But to the “bashkas”, for example,
A policeman came.
Author.
Uh-uh, your diction is bad,
The police have come to you!!!
Straight to the porch, with a flashing light,
With a striped stick...
1st reader.
Here we are in Russian on Wednesday
Loaded with dynamite
And now a portrait of Tolstoy
He squints his right eye.
2nd reader.
And here comes to us from the institute
They brought the trainees.
We accidentally found one of them
They gave me a heart attack...
3rd reader.
And we got a black eye.
What about you?
4th reader.
And we have a duty class.
What about you?
5th reader.
And with us, and with us,
the case is exactly right:
In the classroom it's a neighbor's neighbor
I was reading a book after lunch.
6th reader.
A book? This is nonsense.
Here's a briefcase - yes!
1st reader.
Children are not so bad
Moms, dads and grandfathers,
Grandmothers and aunts
Everything is taken care of by us!
2nd reader.
Study begins
The whole family is freaking out!!!
PARENTS take the stage:
1
It was in the evening
My heart was beating wildly. –
The school year has begun
And there are too many worries.
The jackdaw sat on the fence,
The cat climbed into the attic.
Dinner was on the stove
And the family was waiting.
Who was relaxing at the dacha,
Who made the purchases?
Mom Lena sewed the dress,
Mom Nadya cooked soup,
Mom Galya sang a song
Mom Lyuba watched the film.
Suddenly mother Olya said simply like this:
1st mother:
And we have 5 in our notebook! What about you?
2nd mother:
And we have a C again! What about you?
3rd mother:
And yesterday our son wrote an essay.
I came up with an introduction, and then dad composed it.
4th mother:
Well, ours plays chips and keeps shouting “UEFA!”
Such terrible screams gave me a headache.
5th mom:
My son got into a fight yesterday and rolled around on the floor,
I washed my pants for two hours and sewed up my shirt.
1st mother:
Ours doesn't like vermicelli, this time,
Make your bed, that's two,
And fourthly, I asked my son to wash the floor,
He answers, “I won’t have time, I need to learn the rules!”
2nd mother:
And our daughter doesn’t like
Get up for school in the morning.
And now we dream with dad
We buy a crane.
3rd mother:
Well, I really dream
To become like my daughter again,
I'd like to lose 25 years,
And become a child again!
4th mother:
I would jump on a jump rope
5th mom:
I would play hopscotch
1st mother:
Well, I’d like for 20 rubles
I could eat all day.
2nd mother:
Well, I would like to tell all the boys
I would give some bumps.
Yes, when we were children,
This time was not appreciated!
Our school years
Flew away forever.
3rd mother:
It's time for me
After all, my daughter needs to draw something there.
4th mother:
Well, my son told me to write an account.
6th mother:
I need to solve problems 2 and finish my school uniform.
Author. How quickly children grow!... Leather sandals size 12, sneakers size 37, shoes size 45... Snow-white nylon ribbon in a tight braid, perhydrol curls “like that girl’s”, earrings, rings, beads... First steps, first SMS -ki stealthily,
first cigarette... And yet it is a great happiness to be PARENTS and go to an excellent school for any reason and for no reason, to learn from wonderful teachers!
1st reader.
It's true, we give our word,
And learning is still cool!!!
2nd reader.
And our lyceum is wonderful,
3rd reader.
Exemplary,
5. Song “It will happen again”
Load more and more of us
For some reason they did.
First grade at school today
Like an institute.
The teacher asks us
With "X" tasks.
Candidate of Sciences - and that one
Cries over a task.
Chorus:
Will it still happen?
Will it still happen?
Will it still happen?
Oh-oh-oh!
And we have a problem -
Essay again.
Leo Tolstoy at my age
I didn't write that.
I don't go anywhere
I don't breathe ozone.
I'm busy at work
Synchrophasotron.
Chorus.
Load more and more of us
For some reason they did.
First grade at school today
Like an institute.
I go to bed at twelve
There is no strength to undress.
I wish I could become an adult right away,
Take a break from childhood!
6. SCENES
Teacher: Well, who can tell what assignment you received in mathematics yesterday? Come on, tell Sidorov.
Student: You asked us to find the square root...
Teacher: Well, did you find it???
Student: I've been digging up the garden all day - but all the round ones come across.
Teacher: Petrov, you can hardly count to ten. I can’t imagine what you can become?
Student Petrov: Boxing judge, Mary Ivanna!
Teacher: Trushkin goes to the board to solve the problem.
Student Trushkin goes to the blackboard.
Teacher: Listen carefully to the problem statement. Dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How many...
Student Trushkin heads to the door.
Teacher: Trushkin, where are you going?!
Student Trushkin: I ran home, I have candy!!!
Teacher: Tell me, what is a monarchy?
Student: Monarchy is when a country is ruled by a king.
Teacher: What if the king dies?
Student: Then the queen rules.
Teacher: What if the queen dies?
Student: Then the jack remains.
Teacher: Children, who took Ishmael?
Student: I didn't take it, honestly. Ask if Petrov took it! I don't know!
(The teacher complains to the head teacher. The actor in this role has a sign called Head Teacher)
Teacher: Imagine, I ask them: “Who took Ishmael?” But they don’t know!
Head teacher: Well, why are you worried? These are children, they will play and give back.
(The teacher approaches the director)
Teacher: During the lesson I asked: “Who took Ishmael?” Nobody knows. I told the head teacher about this, and she told me: “They’ll play and give it back!” Can you imagine?
Director: What class is this?
Teacher: 7a
Director: No, these won’t give it up!
Teacher: Tell me, what is the number of the word “trousers” - singular or plural?
Student: Above is the singular, and below is the plural.
During a Russian language lesson, the teacher says:
- Petrov, “I’m studying, you’re studying, he’s studying” – what time is this?
Petrov, with a sigh:
- Lost, Mary Ivanna!
Teacher: What kind of word is “egg”, Sinichkin?
Student Sinichkin: None.
Teacher: Why?
Student Sinichkin: Because it is not known who will hatch from it: a rooster or a chicken.
Daughter, let's show how we learned all the months of the year. Well! Ian...
- Var!
- Feb...
- Rahl!
- Now go ahead!
- Art, rel, ah, yun, yul, gust, yar, yar, yar, yul!
A first-grader examines a manicure from a high school girl (admiringly):
- Cool, your nails are so long!
A high school girl, simpering:
- What, do you like it?
- Well, yes! They must be so convenient for climbing trees!
Teacher: Let's remember the parts of the world, answer Dasha... (silent, trying to remember, the teacher helps with gestures)
Student (answers with the help of the teacher, gesturing with his hands):
- On the left is west, on the right is east, in front is north...
Teacher: That's right, but in the back, in the back, what do you have??? Tell me, what's behind you?
Student:(backs away from the teacher, then turns around, showing a huge patch on his pants)
- Damn, I told my mom that everyone would notice the hole in my pants!
“You know, just thinking about him makes my heart race, my hands shake, my legs give way, I can’t even speak.”
- And what is his name?
- Unified State Exam!
“Do you want me to give you a ride in a big foreign car with a powerful engine?”
- Then let's run quickly - see that red bus over there!
Show me Saturn! (takes the hoop and begins to rotate)
- Well done, otherwise Ivanov’s head will fly out of orbit!!!
A beautiful high school student, showing off, looks at the tablet as if in a mirror:
- My light, mirror, tell me! Tell me the whole truth! Am I the cutest in the world? Everyone is slimmer and more fashionable?
Mirror (drawn out, but angrily):
- I'll give you my answer! You got it! I am a tablet!
Biology lesson.
Teacher. Explain the structure of a butterfly.
Students. I forgot my glasses!
I... I didn't know there was a lesson!
Can I?
He stands up, raises his hands and sings:
Butterfly with wings
(whole class) blah-blah-bang-bang,
And behind her is a little sparrow
(whole class) jump-jump-jump-jump,
He's her darling
blink-blink-blink-blink,
smack-smack-smack-smack
and shmyg-smyg-smyg-smyg (everything is sung in motion).
Teacher.
- Be equal! Attention! Pay in order!
(1st, 2nd,...last)
- Leave it alone! Three outfits out of order!
- You're lucky, there are three whole outfits, and I love dressing up so much!!!
- Stand at attention, one at a time in the column, march forward in steps!
The class sings “Together it’s fun to walk through the open spaces.”
Go to different sides and leave.
Teacher. Where?
He walks, spreading his arms. Where are you, where are you, where are you, where are you?
Teacher: no children, no wife - oh, school, school, what have you done???
7. Song “Pidmanula”
8. The appearance of the cleaning lady:
- Okay, finish your dancing! It's time to go home!
- Well, Aunt Glasha, please give us another minute!!!
- Well, who will wash the floors for me, 1000 square meters, you can’t clean up after yourself, but the whole school rests on me...
- Well, please, we’re preparing a holiday!
- And every day you have a holiday, then a conference, then a rally, but I have a regime!!! (constantly washes the floors, hides behind the scenes for a moment and comes out with a bucket, which he pours into the auditorium - with confetti)
- It was I who was angry because I wasn’t invited to the holiday, but now I’m with you, which means the holiday continues!!!
9. Song based on “Hope”.
According to tradition, on Teacher's Day, October 5, 2019, elementary school Concerts are held at which children perform poems and songs in honor of teachers, dance numbers, fragments of performances and small skits for Teacher's Day for grades 1-4.
Comic skits for Teacher's Day from primary school students
Funny skits for Teacher's Day for primary grades will not require students to memorize large texts, and they do not require special costumes or props to perform them.
We offer you examples of mini-skits for Teacher's Day for grades 1-4 that will appeal to young viewers.
Teacher: “Ivanov, how much will it be if six is divided by two?”
Student: “What are we going to share, Sergei Petrovich?”
Teacher: “Well, let’s say six oranges.”
Student: “And between whom?”
Teacher: “Between you and Sidorov.”
Student: “Then five oranges for me and one for Sidorov. Now, if the tomatoes were divided, then it would be a different matter.”
Teacher: “Okay, how much will it be if six tomatoes are divided by two?”
Student: “It will be six.”
Teacher: “Why?”
Student: “But I don’t like tomatoes, Sidorov will get them all.”
In the next skit for junior classes for Teacher's Day, a teacher and a student also take part. The teacher invites the children to solve the problem and calls Vovochka to the board.
Teacher: “The condition of the problem is as follows: dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How many …"
(Vovochka jumps up and runs to the door.)
Teacher: “Vovochka, where are you going?!”
Student: “I ran home, I have candy!”
And here is another sketch for Teacher's Day for grades 1-4 with the participation of a careless student.
teacher: “Petya, bring your diary here. I’ll put another two on it.”
Petya: “But I don’t have it.”
teacher: “And where is he?”
Petya: “And I gave it to Fedka. Let him scare his parents!”
Another funny scene for Teacher's Day for primary school is a miniature in which two boys are kicking a soccer ball in the yard.
“Who is that making so much noise in your apartment?” - asks one.
“This is my grandfather explaining to my dad how to solve my math problem,” his friend replies.
And this mini-scene for Teacher's Day takes place at the beginning of the lesson.
teacher: “Vovochka, why are you late?”
Vovochka: “You said it yourself, Marya Ivanovna, that it’s never too late to learn!”
And one more sketch for primary school for Teacher's Day.
Student says to the teacher: “Anna Petrovna, I can’t make out what you wrote in my notebook.”
What for? teacher replies: “I wrote: write legibly!”
