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An unusual ready-made scenario for seeing off a colleague’s retirement. Scenario for a man's anniversary, seeing off his retirement

If you are tasked with preparing a farewell ceremony for your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.

Prepare a retirement scenario that will include funny ditties, games and skits.

Scenes for seeing off a woman’s retirement should be funny and cool, so that there is no regret about what happened important stage life.

Cool scene for seeing off retirement

Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Pension.

Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, head wreaths are made from artificial branches or paper.

Host: There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this... (The Gods enter the hall.)

God of Work (addresses other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you on professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

Gods: Oh, how great! How nice!

God of Work: Yes, that means we have work again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others out, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, God of Vacation, now do your check!

God of Vacation: I am the God of Vacation - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I’ll check if you’ve learned to rest properly!

1. Choose correct option(you, guests, can also choose - we’ll check you at the same time!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or dacha?

2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

3. Question three: Martini, Hennessy, Jack Daniels or homemade wine?

God of Vacation (sums up): dreaming is not harmful, but you need to relax within your means!

God of Work: Okay. And now over to the Salary Goddess!

Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How did you count days and even minutes? And then, after waiting, she called me miserable, pathetic, insignificant! And then she spent it all, to the last...

But I don’t hold a grudge, it’s all in the past. Now will you meet the Goddess of Pension, and will you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise that your children will not take her away from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?

The hero of the occasion promises.

God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all the tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and place you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

Goddess of Pension: I am the Goddess of Pension - Pension! From now on, I’m taking patronage over you. But first, you need to take the pensioner’s oath.

PENSIONER'S Oath:

I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, ENTERING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS,
IN THE FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES I SOLEMNLY SWEAR:
-WAIT, LOVE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR PENSION.
-DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS.
-USE IT FOR ITS PURPOSE: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS.
I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR!!!

And now I’m giving you a real savings book, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn savings book. You can design it this way cash gift— put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)

The gods put a homemade “Honorary Pensioner” medal on the hero of the occasion.

A funny scene for seeing off your retirement

A participant or participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings her a song to the tune of “I’m standing at a stop in a colorful half-shawl.”

I came to you unexpectedly,
Not at all long-awaited
I'm sorry - it's not my fault!
I'll just say that I don't believe it
And I will check your passport:
You look only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful,
I like everything about you so much!
I suggest we be strong friends!
After all, you are now free,
I confess publicly:
It's so fun to live on retirement!

So that we can have a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag
Reliable Russian antidepressant! (takes out a bottle of vodka)
We'll drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism,
After all, a pension is a guarantor of stability!

Scene-remake of the song “Call me, call”

During the introduction before the song, one person at a time comes out and stands with their back to the hero of the day; their hands should not be visible - a white school apron is hidden in them; for the introduction, they put on aprons and turn to the hero of the day, in general, so that there is intrigue and surprise.

The days flew by
It's your turn
In native management
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave your all,
They've been waiting for him for thirty-five years
Thirty-five years they waited for him -
The long-awaited graduation!

All exams passed
In local Dumas and in the Ministry of Finance.
All budgets have been reduced
And the reforms have been experienced.
Here is the labor code
I gave you permission for your experience,
To come to the financial department,
To come to the financial department
Anniversary graduation!

We want to confess to you:
We respect you very much,
We tell you from the bottom of our hearts:
Happy anniversary!
We have been given traditions
We do not retreat from them:
We're starting graduation
We're starting graduation!
Call, call!

They turn towards the place where they will take out the “first-grader” with a bell

Seeing off a well-deserved employee, a colleague with whom we worked together and were friends for many years, to retire, the team tries to find kind and the right words, wish you all the best for your well-deserved retirement and arrange some pleasant and memorable surprise.

We offer script for the musical fairy tale “How Court Lady I was going to retire", written on request for business woman and teacher. It is advisable that the culprit herself be warned only about the beginning of the plot, and the ending should be unexpected for her.

A similar fairy tale can be arranged for a person of any profession, taking this plot as a basis and slightly changing the text and musical arrangement, but you can be sure that such attention will be remembered and liked by the culprit more than any gifts.

Characters:

Queen

Court Lady (hero of the occasion)

Suleiman

Script for a musical fairy tale to see off your retirement

Sounds 1. melody from the song Kin-Dza-Dza (at first loud, then quieter and a voice-over sounds against this background)

Voiceover (solemnly - restrained, with the intonation of the titles being read): The Kamchat Institute film studio presents the fairy tale “How the Lady of the Court was getting ready to retire.” The film was shot, invented and staged by the Department of Preschool and Primary general education. The plot of the story is fictitious, any similarities with real events considered random.

Sounds 2. Furry. Unreal stories.

Fairy tale text(read in a fairytale tone)

In one Institutional kingdom,

In the distant Kamchatka state,

The Queen and one Court Lady lived together,

We dealt with different problems and didn’t bother….

Z teaches 3. Exit chop

(They come out to the music, waving their hand to the audience, and sit on the throne - two chairs next to each other)

The old people will sit down in the morning in decent attire,

Let them get down to business in a great mood,

And the subjects with requests are right there,

The Queen and the Lady are literally being “torn to pieces”

Sounds 4. Aram zam zam accelerated

(subjects run out and imitate the bustle of business, some with signatures, some whispering something in your ear, some showing a poster, supposedly with a project, etc., as your imagination dictates)

And the Queen and the Court Lady do not lose heart,

Letters from the Ministry are answered in a timely manner,

Modernization, restructuring - they can do everything,

They stood firm and just smiled sweetly.

(they depict business life, consulting with each other, sorting through papers, making phone calls, signing something, their subjects distract them)

Sounds 5. Popcorn.

In general, amicablylived, suddenly there was a mess,

Alarming rumors spread throughout the kingdom...

Sounds 6. Disturbing music.

The royal messenger brought alarming news,

That, they say, the Lady of the Court is leaving the palace...

The Queen immediately orders the Fairies to rush,

Yes, they would find out the whole truth with the help of the idea...

(Fairies appear dancing)

The fairies immediately rushed to the Lady to entertain:

Fan, massage, tickle your feet...

Sounds 8. Cinema music

(Fairies fuss around the Lady in every possible way)

But they never found out who lured the Lady?!

The Queen called the wizard to clarify.

Sounds 9. From the wizard Suleiman

For a long time the wizard conjured and played tricks,

Sounds 10. Murzilki. Rework - pension

(The Queen and the Lady are sitting on the throne, the Fairies are dancing, Suleiman walks around the throne and makes strange passes with his hands)

He prophesied for her to move to the white stone chambers,

An easy life, travel, and swimming...

Even the Queen did not argue with this,

Sounds 11. Everyone dances

And everyone began to dance around the Lady

And congratulate her on her retirement...

Sounds 12. Lyrical alteration

MEETING THE ANNIVERSARY
If everything is ready,
The heart beats more and more strongly,
We will open together, together
The long-awaited anniversary!
Let the guests applaud
They sound jubilant now...
Valentina Viktorovna dear,
We look forward to seeing you!
BALLON FIREWORKS
Dear ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬Valentina Viktorovna We sincerely congratulate you on your anniversary. Today everything is for you: flowers, music, songs, poems, and these fireworks today are also in your honor!
(Fanfare, guests pop balloons)
RAINBOW
And each of us came to your holiday with the sole purpose of giving you many happy moments, so that you remember this day as the brightest event in your life.
AND OUR FIRST SURPRISE IS unique opportunity walk under the RAINBOW OF HAPPINESS. Let each color give you hope, protect you from troubles and bring you good luck.

1. You step under red - the color of great and passionate love!
2. If you stand under orange, you will live with your husband for a long time!
3. Yellow always towards wealth - you will become closer to happiness
4. The color green is a symbol of happiness - let bad weather pass you by!
5. You stepped into the blue one - there will be peace and tranquility in the house!
6. Blue shines for you and promises health!
7. Purple is now a symbol of loyal friends!
A TOAST TO THE ANNIVERSARY
Let this day go down in history forever,
And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,
And let the guests have fun carelessly,
I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.
To start the celebration as it should be,
Everyone is asked to fill their glasses.
Well, guests, stood up together,
They raised their glasses cheerfully.
Let's wish Valentina happiness,
And let’s shout in unison three times: “congratulations”! (fanfare)
WEATHER FORECAST
Dear guests, please start your meal, but while you have a drink and a snack, we would like to announce the forecast for today's celebration.
(the soundtrack “Weather Forecast” plays)

Today is expected to be cloudy and an anniversary hurricane with champagne. The temperature above the table is 400, the air is filled with fun. There is fog in the head at night, but it may clear up in the morning.
RULES OF CONDUCT AT THE HOLIDAY
Read out the rules of behavior at today's celebration.

1. We ask you to have fun, otherwise we won’t let you get hungover.
2. You must drink the first three glasses, the rest will go uninvited
3. After the 10th glass, it is advisable to start singing, but it is undesirable to put your elbow in your neighbor’s plate.
4. Please don’t be discouraged, dance until you drop, if you can’t dance standing, dance
5. Remember, drink to the bottom, but don’t lie down.
6.It is strictly forbidden to meet under a table or on the roof

If you are before leaving But we strictly prohibit
Found slightly to go home then,
Wearing other people's things When they are next to you This right is not a problem Someone else's husband or wife.

On this glorious birthday, sing songs, read poems,
I give the order: Dance and don’t get bored!
Don't fall asleep until the morning, Everyone's going to the fullest
Drink alcohol, celebrate your name day!

TOAST TO PARENTS
They say...that we all come from childhood. And childhood is our parents and our father’s house...
(A lyrical melody begins to sound quietly, on the screen there is a video sequence with photographs of the parents and children’s photographs of the hero of the day. In the background are the words:)

Parental home is a place from Paradise.
Where time froze on the hands of the clock.
And mom, forgiving mistakes with all her heart,
Will give you warmth and love.

Where dad will support both in word and deed
And he’ll tell a story, sitting down by the fire.
Parental home is a place under the sky,
Which is in your heart forever...

A Toast to TWO A's FOR A ROUND ACHIEVEMENT
Today we have a great anniversary and our hero of the day is an excellent student, she has two straight A's, 5's and 5's.
Two fives stood side by side -
It turned out to be an anniversary.
We are happy to congratulate Valya
And we wish her soon:
May you be enchanted
Never leaves!
Your shine, smile, charm
They will always stay with you!
Let happiness, joy, radiance of the eyes,
Success will last for years!
And may all your wishes
Fate will answer: “Yes”!
Happy birthday!
THE LIFE PATH OF THE BIRDDAY GIRL

Now I'll tell you about life path hero of the occasion. And I will involve the BIRTHDAY GIRL in this matter. Your task It is necessary to say, “Shouldn’t we have a drink?” This must be done after the words “And he says...”
Presenter In the Batyrevsky district, in the village of Bolshoye Chemenevo, on December 2, 1957, a girl named Valechka was born. So beautiful and pretty. All the relatives gathered for the viewing, and dad said...

Presenter No! He says: “Be my daughter happy.” Years go by, our little girl grew up and in 1965 she went to 1st grade. And she was so inquisitive, one day she came up to the teacher and said...

Birthday boy “Shouldn’t we have a drink?”

Presenter What are you talking about! She asked when I will be a pioneer like the other guys? Her teacher answered: Valechka is coming soon. She was an active pioneer, then a Komsomol member. So I finished school. I went to get a job. And the head of the personnel department says...
Birthday boy “Shouldn’t we have a drink?”

Presenter No, he says: “Start tomorrow.” And she started. Then she went to Kazakhstan, but she didn’t like it there, she returned. In January 1976, she got married, and on December 2, on her birthday, she gave herself and her husband a gift... Her first-born Andrei was born. One day, while conducting another round of the maternity hospital wards, the doctor approached Valentina and said...
Birthday boy “Shouldn’t we have a drink?”

Presenter What are you Valya, everything was wrong, he says - What a wonderful baby you have, soon you will come to us for another one. And she came.. On January 11, 1980, Sasha was born, and then her daughter Masha was born on June 3, 1990.
Three children, a wonderful husband, loving relatives - isn’t this HAPPINESS And that’s why every year on December 2 our birthday girl says...
Birthday boy “Shouldn’t he have a drink?”

CONGRATULATIONS
Dear guests, it’s time to congratulate the hero of the occasion,
Give gifts, hug and kiss.
First of all, he will take the floor,
The one who walks through life next to this woman.

The word is given to the HUSBAND.

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CHILDREN
Dear Valentina Viktorovna!
Today is your anniversary
Please accept congratulations
From your beloved children
CONGRATULATIONS TO GRANDCHILDREN
CONGRATULATIONS TO RELATIVES
GRANDDAUGHTER'S DANCE ORANGE SUN
Our hero of the day is glowing with happiness. Today is a special day, all those whom she loves and who love her have gathered in this hall. And everyone is in a wonderful mood, everyone is joyful and cheerful, as if the sun is illuminating everyone around. Orange sun, the sun of happiness and good luck. Meet the happy grandmother’s favorite sun with the dance “Orange Sun”
DANCE BLOCK
2 TABLE
They danced together merrily
Isn't it time to eat?
Is it playful to drink wine?
Should I listen to a humorous toast?
Get to the table quickly
And fill your glasses!

SHOUTER
And now let’s have such a chant after my words, the men say you have to drink for this, and the women, we don’t mind

HOST: Your anniversary is significant, But we don’t count the years.

HOST: And you are getting younger and younger - We notice this.
Men: “We need to drink for this!”
Women: “We don’t mind!”

HOST: We wish you happy days, good health, and more.
Men: “We need to drink for this!”
Women: “We don’t mind!”

HOST: We promise to come to the hundredth birthday!
Men: “We need to drink for this!”
Women: “We don’t mind!”

HOST: Now we all raise our glasses together! Men: “We need to drink for this!”
Women: “We don’t mind!”

Presenter: We congratulate everyone and we congratulate the hero of the day, and at this time her son-in-law, beloved and only son-in-law, is sitting modestly in this hall. And you know, dear guests, I’ll tell you a secret - today is his birthday. I suggest congratulating him and shouting three times CONGRATULATIONS. His beloved wife Masha, of course, wants to especially congratulate him. Over to you Masha...
CONGRATULATIONS TO PUTIN (order, order)
PRESIDENT'S SENDER
DEDICATION TO YOUNG PENSIONERS
You cried when you were born,
And everyone around laughed...
But we actually had a young pensioner born. You all know how capricious little ones can be, they are afraid of colds, and they have a lot of smarts, so to prevent his ears from getting stuffy, his head from getting hot, and also to prevent different thoughts from creeping into his head, we decided to give him a cap.
(The presenter puts the cap on her)
And you all know that little ones are so inept and so clumsy that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything around them, so that this doesn’t happen we give him an apron. (The presenter puts on an apron)
And I also want to add to the above that young pensioners get upset about any reason, they always worry very loudly about everything, so their eyes are always wet. So that our pensioner would not cry, we decided to give her a pacifier.
(The presenter puts on a pacifier on a ribbon)
Host: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the Council of Pensioners allows you, Valentina Viktorovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this you must take an oath.
OATH
Birthday girl: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues, husband and children, I solemnly swear: with the fervor of my heart, to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children, to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. You can also present a joke pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and seal here.)
Host: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with her responsibilities and rights.
Responsibilities: Get up, wash. Sit down and eat.
Receive guests
Don't forget your friends.
Put the mash to distill.
Play sports this year.
Be ready for defense and labor.
Rights: When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie there.
If I want to, I’ll start drinking.
I'll go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
I love whoever I want.
A TOAST TO A YOUNG PENSIONER
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE PIONEERS
We are pioneers, children of our country!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today,

His whole life serves as an example for children
And the Octobrists and the Pioneers.
We will continue to follow his example,
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya! (in unison)

We came to you to learn from our elders,
How should you drink so as not to get completely drunk?
How should you eat to keep your figure?
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya! (in unison)

We are the pioneers of the Soviet country,
Aunt Valya has been in love with you for a long time
We can't find a better friend -
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya! (in unison)

We say without despondency and laziness:
We don't know the generational conflict
You, Aunt Valya, are younger than us,
We must take your example in this too! (in unison)

Raise your bonfires, blue nights!
We, pioneers, ask for a glass,
It's time for adults to pour a drink,
We came to congratulate Aunt Valya!

TALE TURNIP

Once upon a time on the Internet
Grandfather received a message:
“Lock your house quickly,
Hurry to our anniversary."
Below is the signature - I won’t lie,
Aunt Valya dot RU.

Thoughts began to drill into my brain:
What to give to the hero of the day?
He remembered about the miracle turnip,
Something that was ripening in a garden bed somewhere.
It was gaining nitrates,
In general, I tried to grow.
And as soon as I got into a frenzy
She shouted: “Both-on”

Grandfather, ready in the morning:
“You know, it’s time to pull it out”
She took the turnip and said: “Both-on”
And not out of the blue.

Grandfather is nervous, all on edge.
He and his grandmother have been divorced for a hundred years.
But I had to call her.
There was no better idea.

She flew from Siberia
And I was stunned with happiness.
Look, forty-something years old
I had no affairs with a man.
"I gave him strength"
“You know, it’s time to pull it out”
Turnip again: “Both-on”
And not a damn thing.

Both are dragging, all in sweat.
They curse that turnip.
We decided to call our granddaughter.
She gathered her eyes into a bunch.
She barely said in a nasal voice:
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
“You know, it’s time to pull it out”
Turnip proudly: “Both-on”
Not a place again. That's the problem.

The granddaughter takes the cell phone,
Sends SMS to Zhuchka:
Help me out quickly, Bug.
There is no urine. Signature - granddaughter.
Bug still came to the rescue.
She took her granddaughter around the waist.
“Are you even sane, bro?”
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
“You know, it’s time to pull it out”
Turnip firmly: “Both-on”
The common cause is good.

The bug barks obscenities out of grief.
Here the thought knocks her down.
Borrowing a phone from my granddaughter
Murkin dials the number:
Listen, March daughter,
You must help us all.
This damn thing
We are here day and night.
Murka, rolling his eyes,
Answers the call.
“Get a turnip out of the ground -
Like two fingers on the asphalt"
“Are you even sane, bro?”
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
“You know, it’s time to pull it out”
Turnip modestly: “Both-on”
In general, it's time for everyone to pour.

Murka remembered about the mouse.
Let him run quickly and skip.
She did not respond immediately.
She was drunk and sick.
Holds a bottle in its paws.
Come on, quickly, grab it tightly.
“Let’s snort some vodka, pull a turnip”
“Get a turnip out of the ground -
Like two fingers on the asphalt"
“Are you even sane, bro?”
"I'm always ready"
"I gave him strength"
“You know, it’s time to pull it out”
Turnip sadly: “Both-on”
And luck came to them.

They groaned, everyone sweated,
They managed to pull out the turnip.
The turnip fell on its side.
Everyone said "BOTH-ON"

The moral of this tale is:
Don't waste your words.
To get things done clearly
I need to drink a glass of vodka!
So, come on, pour everyone a quick drink!

ANNIVERSARY MEDICAL EXAMINATION (DOCTORS)
The siren sounds. Doctors practically burst into the room, saying, “Where is the newborn????” Everyone points to the birthday boy. The doctors make their way to him. They measure the temperature with a huge thermometer and listen to specialists. device heart, breathing. In general, they do an inspection. And they say: “Oh, good baby, healthy!!! But we need to examine the guests to make sure there are no infections.” They examine several people (5-7) and give them funny diagnoses (swine flu, bacillus, pregnant (for a man), strange infection... We wrote the diagnoses in capital letters on half album sheet regular marker). First, the diagnosis was shown to the guests, and then given to the “patient”. The doctors also have a bottle of vodka, but not an ordinary one, the label is sealed, it says MIXTURE... After the examination, everyone gets a drink. After the examination is completed, the hero of the day is placed on chairs, the doctors, pointing to her body parts, read out their conclusions and issue a medical book.
Ophthalmologist Podglazkina T.N.
Eyes: beautiful, clean and clear
They look great into the distance and see everything up close.
They are like a mirror of the soul, everyone sees problems

Narcologist Vodkin V.B.
Good wine taster
He can smell alcohol a mile away
IN drunk company stable.
But to amuse others
Maybe skip 2-3 stacks
For charging, for enthusiasm
Maybe drink some liquor

Not registered at the dispensary

Skin doctor (sex therapist) Shalunova I.F.
The patient is not old
Seductive, smart
Tall, visible, white
Sexually literate

Her sexual capabilities are enormous, both quality and quantity. All tests are in order, access to the body is allowed.

Physician therapist Pechenkin N.V.
The patient is of unknown age, both behind and in front. Prefers white, clean, snacks well. The buttocks are rounded and clearly defined. From them come legs with small feet, extremely fast with the gait of a queen. The chest is developed to envy.

Conclusion
The hero of the day has entered a time of femininity, flowering, patience, intoxication and a certain sexuality. In general, “Babenka” is what we need.
Allowed to work
Drinking wine is not prohibited.
A TROAST TO A CHARMING WOMAN
Always be beautiful and carefree,
To hell with all household chores

“Oh, what a woman passed!”
And don’t forget about makeup, of course.
Even if you're going home
So that every man he meets thinks:
“Oh, what a lady, my God!”
And one more well-known piece of advice:
Sometimes have a drink,
So that every man he meets thinks:
“Oh, what a woman, damn it!

“Pension” skit to see off a woman’s retirement

(a participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the birthday girl and sings her a song to the tune of “I’m standing at a stop in a colorful half-shawl”)

I came to you unexpectedly,
Not at all long-awaited

I'll just say that I don't believe it
And I will check your passport:

You are smart, beautiful,
I like everything about you so much!

After all, you are now free,
I confess publicly:

So that we can have a glass,
I'll take it out of my bag

We'll drink to our friendship
And we will raise optimism,

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Scenes for a woman's retirement

If you are tasked with preparing a farewell ceremony for your friend or relative, then try to make this anniversary evening as fun and interesting as possible.

After all, seeing off retirement is an important milestone in the life of any person.

Prepare a retirement scenario that will include funny ditties, games and skits.

Scenes for seeing off a woman’s retirement should be funny and cool, so that there is no regret that an important stage of life has been passed.

Cool scene for seeing off retirement

Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Pension.

Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, head wreaths are made from artificial branches or paper.

God of Work (addresses other gods): I, the God of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you on the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have a new candidate for retirement!

Gods: Oh, how great! How nice!

God of Work: Yes, that means we have work again! Now we will thoroughly check this candidate. I'll be the first to start!

Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions: did she work well, did she help others out, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.

God of Work: Well, candidate, you are lucky: your colleagues characterize you with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, God of Vacation, now do your check!

God of Vacation: I am the God of Vacation - Gulban. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I’ll check if you’ve learned to rest properly!

1. Choose the right option (you, guests, can also choose - we’ll check you at the same time!) - Canary Islands, Maldives, Hawaii or dacha?

2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?

3. Question three: Martini, Hennessy, Jack Daniels or homemade wine?

God of Vacation (sums up): dreaming is not harmful, but you need to relax within your means!

God of Work: Okay. And now over to the Salary Goddess!

Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - A pretty penny. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidate.

The hero of the occasion promises.

God of Work: So, candidate, you passed all the tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and place you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pension!

Goddess of Pension: I am the Goddess of Pension - Pension! From now on, I’m taking patronage over you. But first, you need to take the pensioner’s oath.

And now I’m giving you a real savings book, big enough to fit numbers with ten zeros in it! (Gives a drawn savings book. You can arrange a cash gift in this way - put an envelope with money or a gift certificate in it.)

The gods put a homemade “Honorary Pensioner” medal on the hero of the occasion.

A funny scene for seeing off your retirement

A participant or participant comes out, poorly dressed, in a headscarf, approaches the future pensioner and sings her a song to the tune of “I’m standing at a stop in a colorful half-shawl.”

I came to you unexpectedly,
Not at all long-awaited
I'm sorry - it's not my fault!
I'll just say that I don't believe it
And I will check your passport:
You look only 17 years old! (repeat last line)

You are smart, beautiful,
I like everything about you so much!
I suggest we be strong friends!
After all, you are now free,
I confess publicly:
It's so fun to live on retirement!

Scene-remake of the song “Call me, call”

The days flew by
It's your turn
In native management
Try on the role of the hero of the day.
Our service is only one
You gave your all,
They've been waiting for him for thirty-five years
They waited for him for thirty-five years -
The long-awaited graduation!

They turn towards the place where they will take out the “first-grader” with a bell

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Now it's time to retire! We invite you not to be sad about this, but to celebrate this event in an interesting and fun way with friends and family. Use the retirement retirement scenarios presented below and you are guaranteed a great mood.

Host: Today is an important day. Today our honored (full name) is going on vacation. All your friends and relatives will accompany you on this journey.
There are a lot of people on this day
We have gathered for your holiday.
We take you on vacation,
That's how life happened.
And so as not to succumb to sadness,
We repeat again and again:
Rest is our happiness!
Everyone is ready to rest.
Presenter 2: You worked hard and for a long time, you deserve honor and the right to rest. Now we will remember this day and think of you as an example.
Retirement may scare some people
Worse than going to the dentist.
But don’t judge (name) strictly.
Today we will dance the cha-cha-cha.
How to deserve retirement? Maybe each of us can do this. But our pensioner goes there with a sense of accomplishment.
Next, you need to list the main dates of the pensioner’s activities. It is necessary that as many details as possible are listed starting from kindergarten. Find photos, simulate a slide show and show them to everyone present. For example:
Presenter 1: B preparatory group in... year I began to study.... (description of the child). He was smart, persistent and cheerful. IN kindergarten entered (name), - also a description, for example - a child of average height, in the prime of life, with excellent prospects. (Name, surname, patronymic) entered school number ... city ..., who knew how to draw, read with expression and do push-ups on the uneven bars.
When listing dates, you need to disclose the cases in as much detail as possible. For example, show certificates, name merits, participation in amateur performances, victories in some competitions, character traits. List friends, classmates, fellow students, etc. Briefly describe them.
When it comes to describing work achievements, be sure to list them starting with the year of work. Briefly describe the profession itself. Read the verse:
We respect you as a person,
You are very brave and kind.
Everyone can have numbers for the century,
That they won't be old at all.
We congratulate you today, because rest
From now on it has come for you.
The words will sound, unapproachable and proud,
We wish you more strength!
For the speech that will be dedicated to the school, this dedication is:
We enter school with hope.
Will the plan come true in life?
We dream about our own, as before.
Let everyone decide their own fate.
We have gathered today, because there is a reason
It was provided to us today.
Everyone can be young at heart,
So that, like at school, there was a lot of strength.
Presenter 2: Dear (full name), today our task is to report on your achievements. But we also want to give you a gift. Today is a special day. We give you our gift and want you to remember this day by using this (name of item).
This should be followed by a logical justification for why the pensioner is given this particular gift. You can write something with humor, but according to the occasion.
Presenter 1: So we shared our mood. It is solemn and sublime. And now we give the trade union committee the opportunity to speak out.
Trade union committee: Dear pensioner,
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts.
You are a constant example for us!
You cannot reproach life.
We are not looking forward to seeing you at work tomorrow!
Let your holiday begin brighter.
Soon we will also join the ranks
Those who solve pension problems.
Presenter 1: We want to congratulate you on joining the special ranks. This is not an army, but pensioners also have their own teams. For example - “Grandchildren”, or “To the garden”. We are giving you this pension type ticket. Now you are in a special army.
There is applause. They give a comic army-type ticket for pensioners.
Presenter 2. Now let’s loudly shout triple cheers. Congratulations on retirement!
Three cheerful cheers should sound.

Scenario for a man's 60th birthday, farewell to retirement
This scenario is designed to be held in a small room for 30 - 40 people.
For the event you will need:
Room decoration
Musical accompaniment.
Props for competitions, prizes.
Treats for guests.

It is necessary to decorate the room in advance with balloons, flowers, and garlands.
Draw a poster, collect and paste photographs of children and youth.
We create a living corridor of guests.
When the hero of the day enters, guests greet him with applause.

Leading:
Friends and employees, without sparing words
They want to congratulate you on this anniversary day
You are full of light and joy, happiness,
Your advice is important and necessary for us.
Your family loves and appreciates you,
Reliable and faithful are your friends.
We all wish you health and strength
So that you always have everything you want
So that youth, happiness, luck, success,
Fate has always given you without hindrance!

After the guests are seated at the table, a toast is expected from the boss
……………….

The retirement date has come - your reward
And he spent his life in labor - free from work affairs,
Now there is another task - how to cultivate your plot at the summer dacha.
How more fish catch it - so that there is enough for everyone.
Collect mushrooms and pickle them - so that there is plenty.
So that there is something to greet the grandchildren when they visit.
And don’t forget about us - we would ask.
We wish you doubly good health!
We foretell a very long life for you!

Options are offered to congratulate the hero of the day.
The group Voni Em (You don’t need to go into history) came from distant Nigeria. Three participants and a participant come out, wearing black nylon stockings on their heads, (like blacks) the music is turned on, the participants imitate singing. After the music stops, they read congratulatory poems with emphasis:
They say good wine
It will become real only over the years,
So this is the magic
It will definitely be with us!

For example, our dear hero of the day
I waited for good endurance,
And at sixty he is a unique specimen,
Remained young in body and soul!

And the date is yours
I only increased your price,
So let's ask for everything now
Priceless culprit on stage!

Stand tall, our hero of the day,
And listen to our instructions,
We dedicate a circular to you,
And in it - congratulations from the heart!

Like a unique wine
Get stronger, our dear, as you get older.
And let the taste of happiness reach the bottom,
Pour a glass and drink with us.

Let the drink be festive
Will raise your mood
And happiness flows over the edge
On your anniversary birthday.

Let today, dear,
You have become much more mature.
But how fun they shook the old days
We are at your anniversary, my friend!

After a short break, a song is sung to the tune: “...” (prepare several copies of the words in advance so that all the guests sing).

Tonight, tonight, tonight
Without the hero of the day, let’s face it, there’s nothing to do.
We will gather at the table, pour glasses full
And for his health we will sing a song:

It's time for us to celebrate.
And meet this day

Even if you are not 20 or 30, let them be!
Don't lower your level of vigor!
We'll keep a strict watch, you can't hide from us,
Just know it!

We see brave, brave, brave
A slender, handsome, curly man!
Let the years go by, but we wish that always
The soul (name of the hero of the day) remained young!

It's time for us to celebrate.
It's time to celebrate, celebrate the glorious anniversary!
And meet this day
IN big company colleagues, friends!

Let fate be cruel to us at times, let it be!
In response to her, make your jokes!
Watch just as strictly around despondency
Don't let it happen!

Tonight, tonight, tonight
There is nothing to do without our dear hero of the day!
We'll drink once, we'll drink twice for the anniversary and for business,
But so that you don’t have a headache tomorrow!

Other remade songs for the hero of the day

The next guests will be a gypsy and a monkey. The gypsy will remind you of all the good and successful things that happened in the life of the hero of the day. About marriage, the birth of children, success in the profession, a big purchase... And for the future, the fortune teller will take out notes prepared in advance with predictions for the future; many positive changes and good parting words for the future are needed, i.e. retired.
The fortune teller concludes with the words:

Anniversary is a worthy occasion
Talk about merits
Uniqueness, genius,
Finally, I recognize yours.
And for recognition - a wish:
Happiness, joy in fate,
Many years to come healthy life
And good luck to you!

Leading:
And tomorrow you don’t have to go to work!
Now you have a day off on weekdays.
You have retired to your well-deserved rest,
Leaving behind everyday worries.
Hurry in the morning to do a bunch of things,
You always tried to be in time everywhere,
Carrying a heavy burden for all women.
Now the home hearth is your destiny.
You won't suffer from boredom:
There will be no less business in the house over the years.
Most likely, we will miss you -
Tomorrow we will begin to miss you.
Thank you for being in the world,
Such a sincere, sweet person!
You will remain in our hearts forever,
And our evening today is in your honor!

IN YOUR HONOR, a medal was cast (you can make the medal yourself by pasting in, for example, a photo of the hero of the day, or buy a ready-made one in the store). The medal is awarded to applause.
The memo for the award medal is read.

(Other attributes of the anniversary)

Memo for the award medal.

Full name award a memorable anniversary medal and command her (him) good health, happy and joyful days in life and all prosperity.
The medal is awarded in a solemn atmosphere, among loved ones, for festive table, organized at the expense of the hero of the day.

The procedure and conditions for using the medal.

The medal consists of the medal itself, the wearer, and the holes for the wearer.

In order to put on a medal, you need to take it by the wearer and into the outline, stick your head in so that the wearer catches on the part of the torso connecting the head to the body. The medal should be placed on the upper front of the torso with the front side facing out. The user of the medal must make a happy and solemn expression on his face. The bottom edge of the medal should coincide with the top of the belly of the hero of the day.

So that the medal does not lose its appearance, and the hero of the day does not lose his dignity, every year on his birthday the medal should be washed with domestic and foreign alcoholic drinks, but with good Russian snacks.

The recipient of this medal has the right:

- Carry out all instructions.
— For free travel in friends’ cars, as a “hare” in any worldly transport
— Free visits to clinics and supermarkets.
— Demand from the spouse reimbursement of expenses for proper care for a medal.

The recipient of the medal is prohibited from: getting sick, gaining weight, losing weight, getting angry, growing old, using the medal to make teeth, or as a weight when pickling cabbage.

Control over the safe storage of the medal is entrusted to police officers, the FSB, and faithful children.

You can sing a song before giving gifts.
The song is sung: “On your birthday we cannot...”

We can't for your birthday
Dear BMW, give
But we will give you a gift, without a doubt,
And we are ready to repeat it a hundred times:
That you are kind, cheerful, attentive
And a generally recognized expert in business,
Why are you so wonderful with us?
And comrade, and friend, and father!

It's time to give gifts.

(leading)
We wish you good health
More bright clear days,
And if possible, invite us
Celebrate the centenary anniversary

Time for competitions and games.

1. We will organize a ditty competition, the winner receives a prize_______

2 let's organize a competition of adjectives, let's say starting with the letter B.

“_________________” is our NAME of the hero of the day
All "_________________" guests
We were looking forward to your “_________________” anniversary
Everyone with “_________________” was having fun,
And "_________________" sang songs,
Gave "_________________" gifts
Laughed "_________________".
We will wait for the next “__________________” anniversary!

4Divide the guests into 2 teams and conduct a survey to see which team knows the hero of the day better:

1. Date and place of birth.
2. His origin: (parents, in which city
or grew up in the village).
3. Place of study.
4. Time to discover talent or start a career.
5. Friends or personalities surrounding him. (This
The question can be asked by showing photographs. Guests
must not only name the names of these people, but also
talk about what connects them with the hero of the day).
6. Detailed questions about where, when and how
man created his works, wrote songs,
etc.
7. Questions about personal life. Children, wives, mistresses, reasons for divorce.
8. Which countries have you visited and with whom there?
met?
9. What are you currently doing?

Place two chairs in front of the groups. There should be a sign on one of them
“Truth”, on the other - “Lie”. You name a sentence taken from the biography of the hero of the day.
But half the sentences must be lies. To do this, you need to distort dates or names. It is necessary to divide the team members so that each pair consists of one member of the first team and one member of the second team.
Next, you loudly pronounce a saying concerning the life and work of your hero of the day.
Members of the first pair, with the help of prompts from their team, must take the right chair, that is, if the saying is true, then the chair with the sign “Truth”, and vice versa. The first person to sit on the correct chair earns his team one point. The team that scores the most points wins.

(Leading)
We wished you today
Cheerfulness for many years
Be as we know you
Always sensitive and attentive!

Ved.: Today we accept ours. to the pensioners' society and take an oath from her:

I, a young pensioner, joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, drinking in moderation and

non-drinkers, poking their noses everywhere, I solemnly swear:

To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be in sound spirit and sound body. Do not allow yourself to be knocked down by either the wind or

illness, nor intoxication.

Ved.: Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs. Walk confidently along any of the roads.

Ved.: Be sharp with your tongue, eyes and ears. Do not give in to sadness, illness, or cold!

Ved.: Drink only with friends, and then little by little. Always find a path to the house.

We accept you into the ranks so that you will not know trouble.

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Farewell to retirement

Long-awaited vacation
Visible ahead:
Why is it so strange
Trembling in your chest?

Why is it so hard
Can you hold back your tears?
There's no need in the morning
Nowhere to run...

This burden has been lifted:
Should I be sad?
Because time
Nowhere to go?

There's a lot to do
For skillful hands –
You don't have to think
What to do with your leisure time.

And then the grandchildren
Will be born:
The best for boredom
There is no remedy in the world!

The road leads into the distance -
You should follow it:
There's so much ahead
Will bright days!

Farewell to retirement – for a woman

Human life is fleeting:
In a continuous round dance
Nothing lasts forever on earth -
Everything comes and goes.

The years are just around the corner...
Time flies by quickly!
It's time to sum up -
A lot has been done.

In the world of incorruptible numbers
You managed like at home:
Everything was available to you,
Each number is familiar.

Days after days passed -
Sometimes you get tired
But they kept the good things
And they forgot the bad...

Sometimes my job
We curse, I confess,
It's just sad for some reason
Then part with her!

Years dear to my heart,
We remember, hiding our tears...
But other worries await:
Husband - apartment - grandchildren - dacha...

Although the burden of work has subsided,
To enjoy the peace,
It is unlikely that you will find time:
You can't sit idle!

Don't be bored, don't be sick,
Avoid sad thoughts
Everything that happened - don’t regret it,
Whatever happens, don’t scold.

Pass on mature experience
Youth by inheritance,
And don't forget about us -
After all, you live next door...

Dear Anniversary

(When giving a gift)

Our dear hero of the day!
Life – as a double-sided medal:
Sometimes she is funny to the point of tears,
Then sadness shines through her laughter!

Retirement age – like a peak
Where two come together in one:
Ahead is the desired descent into the valley,
The completed climb is behind us.

Ahead – rightfully deserved
And honorable rest and peace!
You have gained fame through your work
Women are lively and lively.

Behind adversity and good luck,
Years of hard work.
Comfort, family and dacha are ahead,
In summer – the sea, though sometimes.

Our dear hero of the day!
Our orphaned team
I wish you happiness with all my heart,
I joyfully presented this gift.

(S. Nazarov)

Farewell to retirement for a man

Days of bygone youth
Stormy things...
God, how fast
Youth is gone!

Six dozen lived -
How the years fly by!
And it seemed: youth -
This is forever...

There was so much stuff -
Can't be passed on!
But in trouble and in joy
Friends walked nearby.

The story is not over
After all, in your soul
Young energy
There is still stock!

There's still plenty to do
For mind and hands:
The house requires care
Grandson is growing up

Not lost in maturity
Young taste for life,
And with his faithful wife
Your union is strong.

Don't let your head spin
Round number:
Be forever young
Out of spite for the metrics!
(I. Krivitskaya-Druzhinina ¦ )

At twenty-five she was suffering

At twenty-five she suffered:
“I’m not twenty anymore.”
At twenty-nine I stopped
Sing and smile.
At forty-five, she has no time for berries,
Angry that he's not thirty:
“Every year - a year older!
How not to swear?
And the neighbor, on the contrary,
More intense year after year.
And he yells like “Tu” on takeoff:
"Pension! Freedom!"

Retirement is not yet a death sentence

Retirement, friends, is not a death sentence.
Retirement is a great start!
Our heart is a fiery engine
And the soul has not yet grown thin.

We are no longer expected at work.
We can lie around for an extra hour,
But things can certainly wait.
How can you move towards success without them?

We have no shortage of spiritual strength!
Try yourself in the creative element.
Or will you start drawing portraits,
Or knit woolen socks?

Or you'll build an airplane
For the grandchildren who are with you every day.
You will see many wonderful countries
What countries are there? The whole space is above you!

We, pensioners, have space
For the soul, for the heart, continuation.
Retirement is not a death sentence.
Retirement is the beginning, without a doubt!

(G. Oborina-Morozova)

Seeing off the Teacher's retirement

Life goes on. Movement is forever!
There is nowhere to hide from him.
We respect you endlessly,
And, believe me, years are nonsense!

Be as sweet and modest as you are
Let him have the same kind look!
Good health to you! The power reserve is huge!
Just like 30 long years ago!

30 years left behind us.
30 years old. Such a long time!
Feelings are difficult to express in words.
It is easier to teach the most difficult lesson.

Having worked at school for many years,
Having given her so much health, strength,
You left a kind, bright mark here!
You are with us, even if you are retired!

How many lessons did you teach?
How many diaries were checked!
Remained kind and responsive
In memory of your students!

God willing

May God grant you to see the future as if it were day,
Where the saved world will not forget you.
May it be illuminated with joyful fire
Your noble age is retirement!

Retirement anniversary

Today, on the retirement anniversary,
With all my heart – flowers and congratulations!
Health, happiness, brightest days,
Much success and good luck in everything!

Here comes your pension!

Here comes retirement, it’s done
Sentence? Of course not!
Finally appreciated
All the achievements of previous years.

Seeing you off cordially,
We are full of heavy thoughts:
We are losing an employee
Golden hands, mind!

Your new tasks -
Tours, beaches, hitchhiking,
A bed of shoots at the dacha,
Onions, parsley and dill!

Make jam for tea,
Pampering little grandchildren.
We only wish you
While resting, don’t get tired!

You're retired!

You're retired! And this
It's a great way to celebrate!
Congratulations advice
We want to give you:
Look in the refrigerator
Whatever you find, bring it here!
And then break the alarm clock,
To shut up forever!

The best destiny

You know, a pension is the same salary
But from now on there is no need to work;
From now on there will be no reason to stress -
On the contrary, there will be time to meet
With friends, girlfriends, grandchildren. All in all,
We went on vacation, we live like this, and we don’t complain:
After all, it is impossible to imagine a better destiny!
I want to congratulate you on this event!

Congratulations, colleague!

Today we will lose a member
Our big circle.
Change does not please us;
And it’s still unclear to us -
Who will replace you during the smooth process?
Time? Without you we are like without hands:
Our glorious one is retiring,
Our old one, our good friend!
Well, the race is over,
There is light at the end of the tunnel...
We congratulate you, colleague!
Health to you and many years!
In which we are no longer present...

Pioneer pensioner

You're as smart as a pioneer
Energetic and slim
You are now a pensioner -
Let the country be jealous.
Having repaid the debt of labor to the fatherland,
Congratulations.
And now for my personal life
There will be fabulous days.

Retirement - you are a song!

Retirement has arrived
Rare luck!
How much is it in Celsius?
Isn't it time to go to the dacha?

There and at the accountant's
The blood will begin to sparkle.
Women in bras
They pull carrots.

What if the clasp cracks?
What if the straps slip down?
Retirement - you are a song
Both in soul and in body!

Feel free to rest

Seeing you off to retirement,
We're a little sad
You must confess my respect
And we want you in love.

For your help and advice
We're used to it, you know!
But we can handle it, don't think
Feel free to relax at home!

Make way for the young

You leave gray
Experienced and important
And the way to the young,
Just like you one day,

You will give in now.
Our congratulations!
The door is always open for you
In our institution!

Feeling new inside

New feeling inside:
Yesterday I was a boy
And now - here you go, smoke it
Work book.

The lights are burning out
Work experience.
Let's face it, guys,
Somehow strange!

Only years without cursing,
Stay healthy and fit:
Nicotine will kill the horse
Pension will feed you!

Exit is not leaving

The way out, believe me, is not leaving yet,
Pension, you know, let it wait.
There is gunpowder, and of course there is a fuse,
And work is a complete mess.

So, congratulations - congratulations,
We won't send it just yet
You are “honored”, as they say,
There will be a pension and a salary!

Our dear pensioner

Seen off for the first time
Only with the exit we will you.
Days and months flowed by
You worked as hard as you could.

And today on the second day,
We will accompany you home.
An example for an enterprise:
Our dear pensioner.

Well deserved rest

Retirement is a well-deserved rest,
Your busy schedule is too complicated,
Many years of work
Allowed to live without care.

We congratulate you on your retirement
And we wish you long life,
Good health, prosperity
And love life to the fullest.

Retiring colleagues

Who said retirement is sunset?
Life spent in a team?
There is no person, they say, who would be happy
There was seriously such an alternative.
We will answer him: “Nonsense!
You're just a pessimist, nothing less
55 is not a year
If you also have a dacha.
Here you will be given the opportunity immediately
Keep your figure and health
Fresh air, work in the garden,
Vegetables and cow's milk!

Well-deserved rest

Retired
Grandma on Saturday.
Now she doesn't need
Hurry to work.

She'll be home
(Always with us)
Study all day
By your own deeds:
Bake sweet pie
And pancakes, of course.
Knit socks -
Eight pairs daily.

Perform like a fairy
Any quirks.
We will be jam
Treat colds

In the kitchen now
All the pots will sparkle...
Well-deserved rest
Our granny's!

Time is a prophetic cuckoo.

Time cuckooed 60 times like a prophetic cuckoo,
No matter how you puff yourself up, this is the age to retire.
Someone will say it’s a lot, someone is lying – it’s not enough,
But in reality: we are completing a marathon in life.

No, we can still run, and probably for a long time,
Only this is jogging, but looking back,
And there is no need to fuss, fuss will not help here,
If your age is respectable, be worthy of it, brother.

To me – 60 years!

How good the world is, and joyful, and sweet!
There are so many exciting moments in it!
I'm happy - I lived to see retirement.
Now, as they say, I don’t give a damn about anything.

I lived, worked and loved as best I could,
Together with everyone we went through a lot.
It’s like I’ve served a long sentence,
I came back to you to start my life over.

The soul rejoices and shouts: “Run
And experience a moment of bliss as you take off.”
But the years are like old debts,
They put pressure on the heart and prevent it from taking off.

To go crazy, for example,
And I wish I could make a mess of things like I once did.
But I can’t, because I’m a pensioner
And sudden movements are fraught with danger for me.

I am calm and not afraid of passion,
I like measured gait.
And I recognize all the women I know
By voices, well, sometimes by touch.

And it clears my memory
Trans-Volga air, grace and freshness.
And all that I saved for my wife,
I give it and bequeath it to her.

And let there be a little sadness in your heart
And pity for everything that has not come true -
I surrender to you, my dear ones:
Take everything that's left of me!

If your heart is twenty or something...

Competently strict card
She invited me dryly and directly:
Apply for an old-age pension,
Puzzled by the insolence for a moment.

I slowly collected the documents,
It was even a little funny
Fragments flashed through my memory,
Like a black and white movie.

Time has flown by,
But we are in no hurry to give up:
Age and fatigue recede,
If your heart is twenty or something...

Anthem for pensioners

In the morning the sun will shine -
We don't want to sleep!
Some on the left, some on the right,
We are in a hurry to get up...
Earthly affairs await you in the morning,
The soul has no time to grow old!
Our hearts have not cooled,
There’s no time to even be sick! (2 pages repeat)

We fly with our souls...
We love you like never before!
Because we understand –
Life is given to everyone.
We don’t waste our days,
We know what we live for!
And to the detachment of pensioners –
We are looking forward to seeing you! (2 pages repeat)

Let the gray hair run,
That – only a trace of wisdom...
Our heart has not cooled down –
It's like being 18 years old!
We never lose heart
And let's not be discouraged!
We are young at heart...
We say: keep it up! (2 pages repeat)

If false jaws, –
That's no problem either!
If they fall out – let's push it...
Let's smile, nonsense!
But the heart did not cool down,
We say: keep it up!
Only one life is given –
We will not lose heart! (2 pages repeat)

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Scenario for seeing off your retirement

We meet the hero of the occasion - confetti, red carpet, fresh flowers, or a crown and throne. We meet at the door, he (she) appears. Meeting with colorful fabrics or ribbons (7 pieces)

We will greet ___________________ with colorful flowers,
After all, in life different stages were.
We want to repeat these steps,
After all, you probably haven’t forgotten them. _____________________ (mth), _____________ (date), year ____ - th -
A good boy was born, such a good girl...

He's just a baby, and that's why
Everything was PURPLE to him
Childhood then is the golden time,
Life is carefree, like a game.
Even though the guy (girl) was smart,
But in childhood there was still
GREEN youth... it's a pity, it won't be like this anymore...

This is, of course, the color BLUE.
In my youth I met
He (s) his love,
______________ and I started a family together.
They were young, beautiful...
The color we choose is BLUE.

The children were born - there is no one more beloved!
Let it be ORANGE (WHITE) color...
I was always loaded with difficult work.
The light is YELLOW.

And now - your holiday - solid, beautiful,
Let it be bright, walk under RED!

For all the heroes of the occasion at such moments, we are all ready to give endlessly, together... APPLAUSE.

_______________ (name) ours is amazing! We want you to invite all the guests to the table now!

Good evening dear friends, relatives, colleagues! Today, on this beautiful day, in such a solemn and warm atmosphere, we have gathered in this cozy hall in order to congratulate everyone’s beloved and respected ____________________. Let's try today to make sure that the smile does not leave our (his) ________ face, and her (his) eyes shine with happiness... I sincerely welcome all the guests gathered here and gladly open this holiday!

This day brought us together and united us, ______________ eclipsed everyone in a place of honor, because it’s not for nothing that he (s) was awarded today by fate - this date, which is popularly called dear! Even if it’s the beginning of the century outside, we won’t change traditions; let’s sip a glass of wine for a dear person. May this day go down in history forever, and may ___________________ bring only happiness! And let the guests have fun carelessly, I hope no one leaves the holiday sad! To start the celebration as it should be, everyone is invited to fill their glasses.

Before the spouse's toast: Dear guests! You are all witnesses that the light of one star does not fade in our horizon. And by the way, there is a fan among us who has been studying this for many years... One day they met and fell in love with each other, and live together to this day... Of course you guessed it - I’m talking about the precious 2nd half, this...

1st toast ________________

Guest introduction

Wonderful charm, tenderness, grace for the hero of the occasion, for the charming one, your ovation!!

Let's prolong the wonderful moments
For the husband (wife) your applause!

This evening, the pleasant excitement of the guests of honor is the performance. We have a lady present here.
Sibling __________________!
Cousins ()
Are located here
Now there will be a storm of applause in the hall!

There is always peace in my soul,
When your sons (daughters) are next to you.
Mom (Dad) have them very good, let's clap our hands for that

And now I’ll tell you more simply:
Happy holiday to you
Favorite daughters-in-law.
They are all here and waiting for applause too!

And for his grandmother (grandfather), on such a beautiful day, the grandchildren are here, now gathered.
They were waiting for applause
And now we greet the matchmakers together!
We really need their presence.

I would like to introduce you soon
Wonderful, loyal friends.
They are also waiting for applause
Show yourself where you are!

Now let's clap our hands. and to all the guests, good luck to you!

Meeting the guests

2 toast ___________________________

Thoughts on who arrived on what

We ______________________ present a retirement apron.

He is an indicator of the start of a new life.
They sewed special pockets on it.
And they decided to explain their meaning:

1. Pocket one, gets on your nerves:
Pension pocket.
A pension for work is a reward, and a big pocket is a joy.
The pension is hanging out in him, and it’s hard to believe that it doesn’t end!

2. The second pocket is not so big.
Pocket for gifts for grandchildren.
Don't put gifts in the chest.
To treat your grandchildren, keep them in your pocket at the ready.

3. The third pocket is like a trap for a stash.
Hide it far, hide it deep,
So that no one finds, so that no one takes away!

4. Pocket fourth, the most worn.
Pocket for glasses.
Put your glasses in your pocket and don’t try to use them often,
Resist vision loss.

5. Fifth pocket, for seed bags.
Pocket for individual labor activity.
Sow your garden. Gather the harvest.
Without pickles and preserves, retirement will not be paradise.

6. Pocket six - time to rest.
Pocket for seeds.
Sitting on a bench, click the seeds.
You retired and found extra time.
Wear ______________ apron and don’t take it off, treat your friends to tea!
Now you have a free life:
Ahead - “free program”:

If you want, sleep, but if you want, have fun.
If you want, starve, but if you want, get better
(But this task is difficult to complete:
Eating a lot of fat is impossible today!)
If you want, open a cooperative,
If you want, travel with a letter of credit.

Both Monaco and Valencia are waiting for you
(If you have income other than a pension!)
If you want, watch a movie in the morning,
Or open the window wide
And hula-hoop for hours.

If you don’t want to “twist”, lie down.
Now you can rest easy,
Love, be friends, walk at night
(after all, you can sleep in the morning!)
And see friends more often,
And read different books!

3 toast ________________________________

Competition by choice

PENSION CERTIFICATES with the following comment. You must make this certification yourself. On the front side write who it was given to, and on the other side - the following wish:

How will you receive the book?
Take care of her - They won’t give you money
Without a book, oh my!
Be a girl at heart
Jump like a goat
But this little book
Respect for
That you can drive
Without taking a ticket.

If you want, fold your hands,
Since there is no hunting
Drive to work
And break the spine
That's just what you're looking for
Will you buy me a bite?

How will you receive your pension?
You will live for five days
And you will rush with a song
Work hard again!
Such a pension
It’s not in vain that they give us -
So that we don't grow old
Never, friends!

For this concern
Dear authorities
Let's not leave work
Until the last days.

Sand ceremony

Now we will create a festive cocktail together with you! So,

1. White- you were born!
Making mom and dad happy!
They gave you the name.
For joy, love and happiness!

2. Blue - you are 18!
Dancing, love and flowers!
Youth, romance!
Do you have something to remember?
Your hopes and dreams!

3. Red is your holiday!
And again you are good!
Wisdom has arrived, your life is arranged!
Children dote on the soul!

4. Orange is the color of success.

5. Yellow is the color of sun, comfort, warmth,
Always have good weather at home!

6. Green is the color of wealth
Let him bring happiness with gold!

And to avoid boredom, these sparkles are your grandchildren! Dilute your cocktail with them, and life will become more fun!

I worked a lot, and my work was not in vain!
This is why, my dear, you have been given a pension!
You have become more prosperous, poverty will not return.
Thank you very much to the President, he takes care of everyone!
Don't be sad, don't be sad, there's no going back to those past days!
Smile always and everywhere, and don’t go to doctors!
God grant that everything goes well.
Always behave decently!
Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,
Never grow old
All men like it!
Enough talking about fairy tales!
Now is the time to drink vodka.

Competition by choice

Pension is a word that flows gently like a stream.
Just ask anyone
Who doesn't think about her?
Everyone goes out of their way,
To live until retirement.

Only in retirement can you
Live calmly, don't bother.
No need from the director
No need to ask for time off.
The money will be sent directly to your home
Postmen bring.

Take care of your health,
Take a cold shower
And all the colds and illnesses
Don't let him on the threshold.
On the estate plot
Sow cabbage, radish, horseradish,
So that your ship is a family one
Didn't give the slightest tilt.

And we wish you the most
(God is my witness - that’s the cross)
So that you can see (see) during your lifetime
Your great-grandchildren's brides.

If you occasionally feel sad,
If the light becomes not nice,
Let it remind you of us
This modest souvenir.

Raffle box or by name

Line up 11 people with the letters PENSIONER

Attention! Attention! Your finest hour is coming! Answer quickly and correctly! The presenter asks the hero of the day questions, to which she answers: “Yes.”

Rank ideal wife do you have?

Send air kiss to your 2nd half.

Title “ loving mother" There is?

Name the children.

Has the respectable title of “mother-in-law” been awarded?

Give your son-in-law a compliment.

Has the high title of “grandmother” already been earned?

How does the fairy tale “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats” end?

The answer to all questions was “yes”, the test was passed with honor. This means that the time has come to add the noble title “Pensioner” to the titles already mentioned.

Readiness No. 1. Eleven guests line up in one line, each with a piece of paper with a letter in their hands, and together they form the word “pensioner.” While the host reads the poem, after each line, the guests turn over one letter in order.

So many years have flown by...
We barely had time to count...
But it’s not worth it, we know, no...
Suffer and be sad...
And there is still a large supply,
Let's reveal a secret:
...Our hero does not lose heart...
We will cope with it for a hundred years...
Blush, joyful,...
Beautiful, sweet,...
Active as a pioneer...
Worthy of the title...
All. Pensioner.

To the applause and fireworks of sparklers, the hero of the day is tied with a “Mrs. Liberty” ribbon over her shoulder.

Oath of a young pensioner

Leading: Today we accept our ……….. into the pensioners society ( name of state) and take an oath from her:

I, a young pensioner of _________ (name of country), joining the honorary society of pensioners, working and non-working, moderate drinkers and non-drinkers, poking my nose everywhere, solemnly swear: To be a worthy member of society, that is, to constantly be of sound spirit and sound body Don’t let yourself be knocked down by the wind, illness, or drunkenness.

She): I swear!

Leading:

Work tirelessly, without stretching your legs.
Walk confidently along any road!
I swear!

Leading:

Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.
Don’t give in to sadness, illness, or cold!
I swear!

Leading:

Drink only with friends, and then little by little.
Always find a path to the house.
I swear!

Leading: Dear ___________________! We accept you into the ranks so that you will not know trouble.
Don’t get sick, don’t be discouraged, eat more, sleep better.
Be cheerful and don’t swear, never worry.
Young so that a pensioner can do everything and manage to do everything.
To live, when everything is in moderation, to the title of honorary pensioner.
And when you are a hundred, we will set this table again!

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